Obsessed With This Apparent Teenager Asking For Feedback On His Watermelons In The HEB.

Read a hauntingly beautiful, canon compliant, slightly horny jayvik fix-it fic and now everything will be okay, I think

Having ADHD is like:

Oh no! THE PILE has swallowed my phone.

*digs around on all fours like a feral hound*

im just a girl

Bitches call me cute like Baby Yoda

I’m a good fella

Ray Liotta

And spirk is canon. What a beautiful way to close out the year of the fujoshi :)

“Listen Len, it’s for realism. For god’s sake, man! Don’t you care about the show? I need those titties BALD. I need those zoingas smooth and glistening like desert hills on distant planets or I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Leonard Nimoy did not refuse to shave his chest hair in patterns of force just for me to shave my bush in order to please a man

I hate it when Russian porn bots unfollow me, like damn Svetlana, I thought we had something :(

Has anyone bought the officially licensed IWTV coffin yet ? Just wondering.

Tbh I always felt like Hello Kitty was sweet but kind of a bitch, in a Regina George girl boss sort of way.

🌸

-From The Collected Histories of Duncan Idaho by The Princess Irulan