Read A Hauntingly Beautiful, Canon Compliant, Slightly Horny Jayvik Fix-it Fic And Now Everything Will

genuinely insane to me that the vampire chronicles used to be universally known as the "no fanfiction unless you wanna die by lawsuit" fandom and now it's got a tv show where the central premise is the characters are all writing fanfiction about eachother and everyone's interrograting the text from the wrong perspective

more people remember zendaya is meechee than the actual name of the film she was in

"It's not a threat, it's a promise. She has Lestat's blood. If they do anything, it's come back with a vengeance." ― DELAINEY HAYLES

I am once again in the computer angel’s thrall… hmmm…

“Listen Len, it’s for realism. For god’s sake, man! Don’t you care about the show? I need those titties BALD. I need those zoingas smooth and glistening like desert hills on distant planets or I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Leonard Nimoy did not refuse to shave his chest hair in patterns of force just for me to shave my bush in order to please a man

I’ve seen a lot of shit as a substitute teacher but what in the heckity fuck is this.

i want to draw him

Doing my readings here when I’m on book tour

Jerma fans are a unique kind of toxic, wherein they are mainly toxic to Jerma himself.