Every Single One Of You Reblogging This Are Going To Hell

a scary scene.

unzips my crotch to have "lala time" with a lady😍.

to my dismay... when i go to grab "it"(my ...ahem....Thing)... a single,

scared,

"cock roch" schuterrs out of my pants and drosp onto the floor

"where is it (my yoohoo)" Lady asks me

i look sad ......

"It Walked Away..."

Yes

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

My scrunkly

Tumblr Show & Tell

I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.

Make sure you’re very comfortable with sharing because my favourites will be selected for a video!

Bakugou, with confidence: my experiences are so fucking universal

Me wondering what elaborate lie I'm going to tell my father so I can order this on his Amazon account when he asks what I want to buy

(I'm thinking I'll tell him it's a bra because he's dumb, and then I'll say I want to support their business or something? Idk someone give me ideas lol)

guys I colorpicked this nonbinary flag

from this image

woa,,,, I didnt know he was non bineary....

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god splatoon 2 chaos vs order was so funny in hindsight. literally just

pearl: so I've been thinking off the hook should do different genres of music or go on tour or something

marina, looking directly into the camera, covered in tears and snot, sobbing so violently she looks like she's going to throw up: GUYSS I THIJNK MMY GIRWLFRIEDN IS BVREAKIN G UP WIUTH MEEEEE

trying to hang out with two friends who don’t fuck with each other