Me Wondering What Elaborate Lie I'm Going To Tell My Father So I Can Order This On His Amazon Account

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Todoroki, who never left and heard that whole exchange: ... What

Mina: you two make such a cute couple! You're perfect!

Momo: we're not a couple..

Todo: did you assume that because we both have rich parents? Or perhaps you just assume everyone is straight?

Mina: Huh?

Kiri: Ashido, Todoroki is dating Midoriya..

Baku: Yeah and ponytail is dating ears, c'mon even I know this.

Mina: why did no one tell Me?

Baku: everyone who's coupled up is intimate as shit all the time. Be more aware of your surroundings.

Mina: you and Kiri are close..

Baku: because we're together.

Kiri: keep up man.

Mina: well is Ochako single?

Baku: Yeah, why?

Mina: no reason...

Kiri: oh my God! You like her!

Mina: I do not!

Baku: cut the crap, you totally do!

Mina: so what?

Baku: she likes you too.

Mina: she does?

Kiri: no way! That's so cute!

Baku: calm down, red.

Kiri: right, this isn't manly.

Mina: should I ask her out?

Baku: do whatever I don't care.

Kiri: he does care, Katsuki is a huge romantic.

Baku: I am not

Kiri: are too-

Mina: I'm going to her (Walks away)

Baku: I'm not romantic, you are!

Kiri: Yeah I know, but so are you!

Baku: tch.

Kiri: I know you read romance manga!

Baku: I know you look at porn!!

Kiri: what? No I don't?

Baku: yes you do! I've seen the naked pictures on your phone!

Kiri: babe they're of you!

Baku: they are?

Kiri: Yeah!

Baku: damn I'm hot..

Kiri: right?

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

OK DAD???????????

bkdks are welcome here btw I fw krbkdk sometimes but just know I WILL clown on u sometimes because we're like siblings ok

from my twitter because nobody appreciates my brilliance

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sometimes typos are meant to be

DAMN I GUESS THEY'RE GONE NOW 😭😭😭

Day 6 of drawing for 30 days

Day Six: Lady Nagant (My Hero Academia)