War And Peace As The Onion Headlines Part FOUR!!! WOWIE! THAT'S A LOT OF HEADLINES HUH!!!!

Only fools can gamble on luck

variations on a meme

a couple days ago was my one year anniversary of war and peace actually rotting my brain from the inside out. and last week i changed my major to focus on eastern europe in international studies! so thank you war and peace. wouldn’t be here without you.

i have thoughtful friends

OHMYGODYES

thinking about how steven spielberg wanted the gestapo agent in the first indiana jones movie to be a cyborg with a mechanical arm that could switch back and forth between a machine gun and a flamethrower and how george lucas of all people had to be the one to tell him that it was too over the top

“We need more complicated female characters”

YOU COULDNT EVEN HANDLE HER

Her lore is crazy.

i think in war and peace tolstoy’s misogyny feels intrusive whereas in anna karenina it feels built in.