AHHHHHH I Thought We Were Doing Friendship And They Were Getting To Know Each Other But He Was HACKING

tazmuir could simply rerelease gideon the ninth over and over again but from the perspective of all of the different characters at canaan house and i would be tuned the fuck in. like the drama of all of their different expectations and relationships…. coronabeth living her hot girl summer… judith experiencing Sapphic Hell…. isaac and jeannemary on the world’s weirdest family vacation…. palamedes living out a deeply repressed regency era romance…. silas filled with loathing for every single person there…. delightful. canaan house drives me crazy. it’s like if love island was survivor

You carried me once, friend, and now I'll carry you.

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La Belle Dame sans Merci

Things that Adaptions have robbed us from #5829:

Van Helsing having red hair! He doesn't have gray hair yet, which should tell you he's on the younger side of being "old"!

happy birthday to the one and only tenjou utena

they're back on those damn bleachers again

(thank you for 1k!!)

characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

"Because I am the Rose Bride, because I am a doll with no heart."