We’ll Always Have Yesterday

AHHHHHH I thought we were doing friendship and they were getting to know each other but he was HACKING her, she's disappearing he's BREAKING THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL

I'm in a new fandom. You know what time it is- in-universe tma memes. Pov: you work at at the magnus institute

Next/ 3/

🌹⚔🌹

It'd be interesting to make a chart of various Dracula adaptations and how they deal with certain issues. Things like:

Dr. Seward is:

Lucy's ex

Lucy's father

Lucy AND Mina's father

some rando

non-existent

Renfield is:

Just some guy (old)

Just some guy (young)

Jonathan Harker

Jonathan's employer

Jonathan escapes the castle by:

Dying immediately

Getting killed by the Girlies

Getting turned into a vampire

Becoming Dracula's thrall

He just leaves

He was never in the castle in the first place

This character does not exist

Seriously the options are WILD. I haven't consumed nearly enough adaptations to do it myself but I think it would be a very funny group project

in the sunlit garden, holding hands / because i’ve never forgotten our promise, i’ve come all this way at last

Other people have commented on all the funny jokes last year about Jonathan not realizing that he was in the novel Dracula whereas this year we’re very aware of him being uneasy and already saying goodbye to Mina in the second email. Well, personally, I think it was me, the reader, taking everything as a delightful joke. It wasn’t Jonathan ‘not realizing he was in Dracula’ it was me, not realizing that I was reading Dracula. I only had a vague idea of pop culture and a Sesame Street Count to go off of. It was me, a modern thinker, thinking how bad can vampires really be? Aren’t they rather funny? Or sexy? Or weird guys with the personality of mayonnaise and the skin of a disco ball? Not sure what my point is exactly but I feel very confident that Jonathan is taking this situation Much More Seriously than I would if I was on a business trip. And reading it the second time is more nerve wracking then the first, because I know now what to expect, and can’t do anything about it.

by god

(found on reddit)

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

Moordrid fam photo