Damn I'm Half A Head Shorter

Oh HELL no, I know you did not just walk into MY house, make yourself comfortable in MY kitchen, and start eyeing up MY pearl like he's a fine cut of meat

Siren being protective of Kappa throughout the episode >>>

Fuck you

I've got problems with you

I'm taking you home and raising you as my own

STEP ON ME MOMMY

Please please PLEASE

FOLLOW-UP

For some reason, I now can't get over the idea of Zestial dating Angel's mom. I have no idea why. It'd just be funny.

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

"No," he told me.

No, my ass.

-Kyan Reki, Nov. 4, 2022

do you have something you’d like to confess Kojiro?

So y'all remember Carter?

We were discussing Genshin Impact, and I said the whole fandom should collectively agree on Xingqiu and Chongyun together, to which he replied, "can two dudes just be friends and not let it get weird?!" Reminder: This is the guy who said Bakugo doesn't deserve love. I told him in return, "can a man and a woman be friends and not let it get weird?" And he deadass looked me in the eyes and said:

"No, Aina."

I was SO CLOSE to doing something that would've landed me in detention.

You fucking didn't

pov: you have too much free time

this is probably very inaccurate but I had a brain fart and just did it

Really? You're a bicycle! I'm a tricycle!

I’d like everyone to know i’m bisexual :>

Meeting Riju in TotK

Riju:

Link:

Riku: staring at Sidon Yunobo and Tulin's avatars

Link:

Riju: You gonna explain?

Link: They're my sons and my husband. Fuck you.