You Fucking Didn't

Sparky

It was no secret that Miya loved cats. Probably even more than humans. But the real shocker was that he didn’t have one of his own. Is there anything in this world half as ridiculous?

Or

Miya finds a sick kitten while going out to eat with his friends and takes responsibility.

Also, I mention a character named Yuhiko in that story. I feel like people are gonna say she's my OC. For clarificaiton:

That's Yuhiko. She's the girl talking to Takashi in Episode 3. She's not my character. All I did was give her a name and background.

I like it in the Kaeya-walking-in-on-them-and-screaming-"FATHER-DILUC-HAS-A-GIRLFRIEND" way

i don’t like jean x diluc in the “fuck jean x lisa gay people suck😂” way

I LIKE JEAN X DILUC IN THE “aw they’re like a healthy married couple” WAY‼️‼️‼️

You're both wrong

ITALY IS AN AXOLOTL

Italy was boot shaped before boots existed.

*i put silver the hedgehog in a bucket of water and he immediately dissolves like a bath bomb*

THIS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

Like I am on the aroace spectrum, but I have never seen someone I want to rail, whether fictional or not Tsuunifer keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you yes I think some characters are pretty, but in a sense that makes me want to cuddle them and braid their hair and go to the petting zoo, not fuck them

Is that weird? Maybe.

Am I going to change? Hell no.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

I think we all need an Uncle Iroh in our lives

Real

Big Happy Family

K'Sante: We're like a big happy family!

K'Sante: And I'm the dad

K'Sante: And Yone's the mom!

Yone: Why am I the mom?

Yone: What gender roles are we pushing here?

Kayn: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not

Kayn: I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ezeral: I will be the son!

Ezreal: The hotshot whose only dream…

Ezreal: …is to be a star

Sett: I feel like I'd be a… fresh outta jail uncle

Aphelios: And I'm the sassy aunt

Aphelios: pulling his mask down with a shit-eating grin Who talks shit about everyone

He’s so pretty what the fuck