Himegi: Phoenix What The Fuck

I DO

CAN WE TALK ABOUT CHERRY PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR

HOLY SHIT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CRY ABOUT FIRST

faduh I am predador

Okay so this just came to me: Husk's tail is kind of like a feather cat toy, right? Imagine the babies' cat instincts kick in and they try to mess with it, not registering that it's really their daddy

YOU. YOU ARE A GENIUS I had to draw this immediately omgomgomg

I had this really cool dream last night.

So Lumine's a college student, right? I dunno what she studies. And there's a serial killer going around campus. The first victim was Signora. Childe is a transfer student from another college - one much more advanced than Lumine's. So when he makes a presentation on a gravity distortion device he and a few friends (probably Arlecchino and Dottore) everyone is blown away.

Later, at a bar, Kuni teases Lumine about how bad she has it for Childe (she doesn't, but they're best friends). Childe creeps up behind Lumine and startles her. He buys her a drink and Kuni leaves, smirking. They talk for a while, and Childe invites Lumine to visit his college, saying she's too good for this place. She declines and goes home. The next day, Ayaka, a girl Lumine had a crush on, is dead.

Lumine decides to start looking into the murders. She seeks counsel from Childe, who just wants to make time with her. He does tell her that maybe Lumine is the target, seeing as she liked Ayaka and Signora was her least favorite teacher. Lumine considers this and heads to a cafe with Kuni. On her way, she spots someone fighting in an alley. Kuni runs in to break it up and chases a hooded figure away. The other person was Lumine's brother, Aether. There's a knife in his shoulder.

Lumine's on the verge of insanity at this point. Kuni's doing everything he can to help her, but to no use. All he can do is tell her how much he cares about her. The next morning, his dismembered hand is hanging on her door. Lumine can only think of one person at this point: Childe.

Lumine marches over to Childe's hotel and demands answers. He says he'll tell her, but not at the hotel. They head to a ferry and Lumine starts asking why. Childe denies having any part in the murders. But then, he starts speaking strangely, and presses a button on his phone. Water starts winding around the ship. It turns out that the gravity distortion device he showed in class was just a prototype. The real one was the boat.

"Signora asked too many questions."

"Ayaka stole your attention from me."

"Kuni got in the way."

Lumine couldn't believe it. She snatched the phone and pushed Childe over the side of the boat.

A year later, Lumine is in Snezhnaya visiting Tonia and Teucer. Tonia knows the whole story, but Teucer thinks his brother is just taking a long vacation.

To this day, Lumine can't bring herself to tell him.

@tsuunytsuun We must protect this bean with our lives

sorry not sorry

I especially love how in Shadow's universe, there's a giant statue of Maria that I bet he demands everyone pray to. In fact, it's probably the first thing he did.

"So sire, now that you are king, shall we establish new bylaws?

"I want a statue of my friend."

"Okay, that can be done. Now as for-"

"In the center of the kingdom."

"A-Alright..."

"She has angel wings because that's what she was."

"Sire-"

"What?"

STOP CALLING ME OUT-

When you start watching sk8 the infinity for Langa and Reki and end up shipping Joe and Cherry

Really? You're a bicycle! I'm a tricycle!

I’d like everyone to know i’m bisexual :>

-Kaoru coming downstairs-

Kaoru: Koji? What are you doing?

Kojiro: Making chocolate pudding.

Kaoru: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding???

Kojiro: Because I've lost control of my life.

You have now been cursed.

If you do not atone for your sins by the next sunset, Kojiro Nanjo will hunt you down, mutilate you, and serve your blood as wine to Kaoru.

Tick tock, Tsuun. Tick tock.

DANGIT I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING FOR JOE'S BIRTHDAYYYY D:

IM A BAD SK8 FAN BRO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CHEF

Snuggly bois look how content they look 🥺

Also, blobby morning Kappa is best Kappa fight me

me when my alarm goes off