Faduh I Am Predador

SIXTEEN GIRLBOTS

SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH

TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

!!!

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

To think my girl Wednesday went from this:

TO THIS:

JESUS CHRIST

It's not Disney, but Derek and Odette.

So if Reki and Langa are apparently, canonically Cinderella and Prince Charming, what fairytale or Disney couple are Cherry and Joe? This is an extremely important question.

They proceeded to arrive very late at S.

By now, ADAM and Himegi have learned not to ask questions.

party rock is in the house tonight 🕺

I have finally figured out the real reason Kojiro wears so little

He has the body heat of a hummingbird, and Kaoru is the exact opposite. No matter how many layers he wears, he will always be chilly. So Kojiro doesn't wear a shirt under his jacket so he can more efficiently do his duty as a human space heater!

Always keep your boyfriend at room temperature! 

This is how you know this is an impostor

I'm sorry

You think you're ugly?

BITCH WHERE

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

GET BOOBA'D AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHEHAHAHA

how does it feel

It feels good

It feels very good -3-

OKAY STORY TIME

When I first heard of Tsuun, I was reading one of their fics on What a Life. I loved it so much. And I honestly was like "this person can't find out I exist they will cringe into their intestines".

And then this post happened

And I was like "HOO BOY LOOK AT THIS A CHANCE TO GET DISCOVERED"

So I wrote "A Job for Momma" (it's on AO3 if you wanna check it out for yourself) and they loved it. We became friends and we chat on Discord every chance we get.

A few months ago, I didn't think Tsuun would ever acknowledge my existence.

Now I'm proud to say that I have a friend in them.

Thank you @tsuunytsuun for being the dumb to my ass

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...