there’s a 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it
so the annual problem for brooding teens is finding a good way to spend it…
LIKE MAYBE
building Gwen’s face and fighting a teammate or jumping off cliffs for a challenge
pretending Duncan doesn’t exist (HEY) and showering in nasty showers
having talent shows, shaving Heather’s head or locating Sierra’s smartphone (it’s over here!)
finding the money case, forming alliances and driving Harold insane (GOSH)
as you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall (loosen up Courtney!)
so stick with us ‘cause a bunch of teens are gonna do it all so stick with us ‘cause a bunch of teens are gonna do it all!!!!
(CHEF, THOSE KIDS ARE OUT THERE RUINING MY SHOW)
some of your goofy asses for the past 20 years
WHAT THE FUXK DYLAN OBRIEN WITH A BEARD-
I can’t begin to express my gratitude to Sadie and Dylan for giving us everything they had in order to tell this story. All Too Well The Short Film is out on YouTube, and showing all week at the AMC 13 theater in NYC. For you, from us.
http://taylor.lnk.to/ATWshortfilm
Every time Dick leaves the house Bruce gets a new kid
Dick : [leaves]
Bruce: oh god. Nest empty. Must have bird. Hrnnnnngh [adopts an orphan]
Dick: [returns] ........
Dick: Who the fuck is this?
Jason: Hi.
Dick: I was only gone 3 weeks!
-
Jason: [Is dead]
Dick: [leaves]
Bruce: :🥺 b-but!!! I have no baby!!! Must have baby!! Alfred, call the guy!
Dick : [returns]
Dick: .... Bruce why is the neighbor kid here? And where'd the girl come from?
Tim: Hi. I live here now.
Stephanie: I don't live here but I might as well.
Dick: .... Bruce what the fuck. I was only gone for the weekend and Jason's grave is still fresh.
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Dick: [Leaves]
Bruce: [Vibrates intensely] Alfred--
Alfred: Already called, Sir.
Dick: [Returns]
Dick:....... (O . O)
Dick: H-hello.... Children.... Where... How.... ?
Cass, Duke, Terry, Carrie, Billy, Harper and Cullen: Hi.
Damian: I am the blood son.
Tim & Steph: We never left.
Dick: ....
Dick: [throws an apple at B's head] I ONLY WENT TO THE STORE BRUCE!!! IT WAS ONLY TWO HOURS BRUCE!!!! [Continues chucking produce]
Jason: [From behind Dick] I'm back, btw.
Dick: [Jumps out of his skin] AA--!!
Ahhh....Them <3
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okay but why don’t we talk more about carmen’s stealth suit under her coat
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Damn u right
The problem with water siblings x fire siblings ships is that Zuko and Azula would probably keep accidentally doing racisms for like the first 6 months of their relationships minimum
stan chazari for clear skin .
Chase when his partner is Julia
Chase when his partner is Zari
TIMEBOMB
Silent… Arcane???
Vi the woman that you are
Bad jokes HATE to see Vi R. Cane coming
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