Every Time Dick Leaves The House Bruce Gets A New Kid

Every time Dick leaves the house Bruce gets a new kid

Dick : [leaves]

Bruce: oh god. Nest empty. Must have bird. Hrnnnnngh [adopts an orphan]

Dick: [returns] ........

Dick: Who the fuck is this?

Jason: Hi.

Dick: I was only gone 3 weeks!

-

Jason: [Is dead]

Dick: [leaves]

Bruce: :🥺 b-but!!! I have no baby!!! Must have baby!! Alfred, call the guy!

Dick : [returns]

Dick: .... Bruce why is the neighbor kid here? And where'd the girl come from?

Tim: Hi. I live here now.

Stephanie: I don't live here but I might as well.

Dick: .... Bruce what the fuck. I was only gone for the weekend and Jason's grave is still fresh.

-

Dick: [Leaves]

Bruce: [Vibrates intensely] Alfred--

Alfred: Already called, Sir.

Dick: [Returns]

Dick:....... (O . O)

Dick: H-hello.... Children.... Where... How.... ?

Cass, Duke, Terry, Carrie, Billy, Harper and Cullen: Hi.

Damian: I am the blood son.

Tim & Steph: We never left.

Dick: ....

Dick: [throws an apple at B's head] I ONLY WENT TO THE STORE BRUCE!!! IT WAS ONLY TWO HOURS BRUCE!!!! [Continues chucking produce]

Jason: [From behind Dick] I'm back, btw.

Dick: [Jumps out of his skin] AA--!!

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2 months ago

Also platonic doesnt have to equal sibling. I hate when ppl insist “theyre siblings!!” When they wanna counter a romantic interpretation of any pairing. Like…do yall just go around considering everyone u interact with platonically as ur sibling??? Cuz thats kinda weird. I think just leaving haymitch & maysilee up for interpretation wouldve been fine

why does maysilee being a sister figure diminish the relationship? for me it’s beautiful (i don’t think every relationship needs to be romantic) and it doesn’t weaken the care at all. maysilee and louella and lou lou are in the same field, i don’t get how that’s a problem.

I never said it did, but the problem is that Haymitch and Maysilee DON'T have a sibling relationship. Nothing in book builds up to that, and then he throws this line in - in a very specific moment at that, as if SC wanted to make sure she shuts off a ship that was popular for the last decade.

If you want to read Haymitch and Maysilee platonically, that's fine, no one will arrest you for that, but if SC wanted a sibling dynamic between them, she failed. With Louella and Lou Lou she hadn't spell out for reader that he sees them as sister figures, you know why? Because the text defends itself with those dynamics. The moment you have to spell out for the reader, what you want to achieve is the moment you failed.

(That's also the reason why Haydove doesn't work for me and we all know you're here bc of that, anon, but that's another story ✌️)

3 years ago

FROSTEES MOMS

Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers
Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers
Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers
Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers
Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers
Frostee’s Family - Fast And Furious: Spy Racers

Frostee’s Family - Fast and Furious: Spy Racers


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2 months ago

SSHJFJIHGHF I LOVE THEM SO😭💔

Vi’s From My Twit 👌
Vi’s From My Twit 👌
Vi’s From My Twit 👌
Vi’s From My Twit 👌

Vi’s from my twit 👌

Ft a mylo


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3 years ago

ALEHEATHER HIGHSCHOOL AU UM HELLO SIGN ME UP

For Context With Alejandro And Heather.

For context with Alejandro and Heather.

They’re very off and on. See where I’m getting at?

2 months ago

i may be 5 years late to the fandom but i have made some cs things👍👍👍enjoy

I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy
I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy
I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy
I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy
I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy
I May Be 5 Years Late To The Fandom But I Have Made Some Cs Things👍👍👍enjoy

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2 months ago
POV: Your Short King Is Being Veryyy Clingy Rn

POV: Your short king is being veryyy clingy rn

Their height difference here makes me giggle 🤭

POV: Your Short King Is Being Veryyy Clingy Rn

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2 months ago

Fjjeigieogjekgjf LOSING IT

i have more guys😈😈

I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈
I Have More Guys😈😈

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3 years ago

you dont understand i am OBSESSEDDDD

Pretty Boys stretching.
Pretty Boys stretching.

Pretty boys stretching.

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