To Jannik Sinner:

To Jannik Sinner:

I honestly don't wish you the worst, but...

I hope your ice cream melts faster than you can eat it.

I hope your Zoom camera freezes with your worst face.

I hope your coffee is always just a little too bitter.

I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides.

I hope you hit every red light for the rest of the week.

I hope your seat is always next to someone eating egg salad.

I hope you always sneeze just after the moment passes.'

I hope you forget what you were going to say — right as you start saying it.

I hope your phone charger only works at a weird angle.

I hope your toast always lands butter-side down.

I hope your Uber takes the longest route possible.

I hope your socks are always slightly damp.

Sincerely, Ruud Nation.