"You Need To Relax"

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

can i kill myself for a second

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

wait dude i think gods here quick close the wikipedia page for Evil

i hope we can hang out in my dreams tonight

i love tumblr because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *reblog*

They aren't wrong

i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems

Pretending to be tougher than you really are won't shield you from the lack of love and affection you experience pretending you don't need it btw.