This Is A Very Important Distinction, Bc I Would Hate To Be A Chill Long Leg Boi And Get The Same Treatment

[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

your chance guys

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

Someone will be like "rejection sensitive dysphoria? that's just being human, nobody likes getting rejected" and you're like "okay but does everyone's sense of self worth get utterly decimated into rubble for seven to ten business days any time they experience the slightest bit of criticism or negative feedback on any aspect of themselves?" And then they'll say you're just overly sensitive.

Literally me characters (I'm bonkers)

me: struggles to write down a coherent sentence 99% of the time

also me: writes a summary of my fav videogame in less than a week currently consisting of 11500 words and it’s still not done

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell