when i die i want square enix to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
i love tumblr because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *reblog*
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my adhd symptoms that aren’t seen as quirky or fun
“Ah sorry I’m just dumb” (having ADHD my whole life has meant that I’ve been criticised heavily for making mistakes that come part and parcel with the condition. Even the people I love most in the world have chastised me for mistakes that I spend much of my life worrying about and trying to avoid. It’s much easier to tell you I’m just a silly guy than explain to you that no matter how much effort, how much thought, how much stress I put into avoiding these same mistakes, I will keep making them over and over again. My brain is structurally built to thwart me throughout it all.)
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
your chance guys
april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool
Drop a pic of your cat or feel thy wrath
Behold.... Organization Wormteen Made these a looooong time ago and only ever posted them to Twitter so... I plop them here!