AHHHHH THE BOTS ARE GETTING SMARTER
now, instead of having people names theyre starting to have internet names, like “interestingwren” or something like that
“o’ full of scorpions is my mind dear wife,” I despair
the scorpions are the never ending need to bite into cardboard like a cat
i want to bite cardboard
i want the crunch
wait hold on, thats a lie i actually dont know how to do that yet but ill learn
"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.
i can turn water into piss, then piss into phosphorous, like a fucking alchemist. then call it gold. bet you couldnt
"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.
i never thought of it, just hold on
we should make a religion out of this
i have more to say but i cant think of it right now
"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.
we should make a religion out of this
i have more to say but i cant think of it right now
you mean to tell me, Mr Philip K. Dick just came up with a word, just because, to describe clutter. wtf
same as before, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Heath Ledger look unreasonable similar. particularly this pic of Joseph
and pretty much any one of Heath Ledger. but like, is particularly noticeable in this one i think
again, it might just be me. although i spoke to my suster and she agrees
is it just me or do Kit Harington and Richard Madden look insanely similar?
like, look at them, esp when they have facial hair and stuff. ive genuinely got them mixed up before. it could just be me though
the most fun i have is when i accept that i dislike some people and some things and make it nobody but my (and a couple of select friends’ if they want) problem(s)
i love being hateful. its my favourite pastime
i love judging people.
i love being hateful. its my favourite pastime
i love judging people.
it’$_not_fixed._idk_what_to_do.
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alrighty then. im on my phone now. which im realising undermines all of my complaining but also, regardless of if i can use tumblr on here, i can’t do my homework on my phone soooooo
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i_dont_know_what_ha99ened_tomy_la9to9_3ut_half_of_the_key$_dont_work._inluding_the_$eond_(()_and_third(3)_and_$_ixteenth_(9)_and_nineteenth_($)_and_the____key...you_know_the_finger_’tween_word_key._all_of_the_num3er$_work_though:_1234567890and_all_the_9untuation:,./;’[]-=`\et(etera....
jsut had an impulsive thogut of doing a backglip off my counter. like a vivid image of climbing onto the counter and just flipping off it
wait its back now. that was quicker than last time
but regardless it gave me a heart attack
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is ao3 down. on new year’s eve. this is terrible. how am i supposed to live
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wiatbwia wisbtiw tia twia wia t wait wia tiwa tiwa tiwait wait wait aiw a
is ao3 down. on new year’s eve. this is terrible. how am i supposed to live
jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise. jeopeoeperdise.
Okay i keep a list of fic ideas in my notes app so i can write stuff down whenever the inspo strikes. I got plastered the other night and I wrote this?
a collection of covers i designed for a collection of @yekoc 's maxiel fics....i really adore their works, these were a lot of fun to make. hope you enjoy!
beloveds liking artwork and writing does absolutely nothing for the creator on tumblr it’s just a slight acknowledgment. it doesn’t spread the creation anywhere it doesn’t boost engagement it literally just means. oh i saw this. cool!!! reblogging literally keeps posts alive people did not work their asses off for you to be too embarrassed to reblog
layla, normal: what happened?
marc, american: it dozen madder