Tch, You're Pretty Good. But Once I've Memorized Your Attack Pattern, We're Making Out Sloppy Style

Taste closed

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

when i was

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris