Hey. Does Anyone Know What The Fuck Is Going On

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

you should be writing sonnets at the club

hey so haha fun fact but. did you know that i'm not ready for this to end I'm not ready for you to leave I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing