A Bunch, But Probably Not All, Magnus Swears

murdoc: pain is just weakness leaving the body.

russel: so if i break your nose again, you won't cry because it's making you stronger?

So...just started season 3 of The Magnus Archives...so...

We all hate Elias Bouchard, right? With a burning passion, right?

I'm at episode 118, Tim I asked you not to die, IF I GO TO THE NEXT EPISODE AND DON'T HEAR YOUR VOICE I'LL BE CRYING FOR A WEEK.

So, some thoughts about episode 117:

"I don’t quite get those two. I suppose what they’ve done, seeing what they’ve seen… it’s a hell of a bond." I thought that with the Eye's power you would be better at seeing things like this one

But then again, you haven't seen how much Martin's been trying to get closer to you, so I should've expected that.

THEY'RE GAY, ARCHIVIST-

God, Basira, I just want to hug the shit out of you.

"How the hell did I end up having to save the world?" Dear I don't have the slightest clue, other than Elias Bouchard being a dick and involving you and your girlfriend into this mess.

Melanie being awkward is adorable, but then she monologues about her violent tendency and thoughts against Elias...

I am worried.

Like, Miss King, please, PLEASE. I know Elias Bouchard is, as you said, and asshole, but please don't.

I know that at least two entities feed on violence and FUCK I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANYONE TO THEM-

"Good luck, John. I do hope you win." Good Melanie! :)

"...But I also hope it hurts." Bad Melanie! :(

I love every single Martin interaction.

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Baby! Dear! Don't worry! It's normal to feel scared!

 "I need them to be safe, I need him to be okay. So-sorry, umm." Don't say sorry, dearie, you just made my day, don't say sorry-

Oh, okay Daisy, good talk. :)

Getting ready to kick some plastic ass!

God, seeing Tim this fiery and passionate is SO GOOD, but, as I said for Melanie, PLEASE DON'T DO DUMB SHIT.

"I’m gonna hurt them, though. I’m gonna hurt the thing that stole my brother and wrecked my life." UHHHH, TIM?! PLEASE DON'T DIE-

"I’m the distraction. If it looks like any of the circus folk, mannequins, whatever, are gonna see the others, I’m to make the biggest mess I can, draw them away, keep them busy." TIM, LOVE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE TODAY, ARE YOU?!

"I don’t expect I’m going to be coming back from this. I don’t know if I want to."

TIM NOOOOOOO-

Welcome to episode 170: "Recollection" or, as I like to call it:

"I hate the Lonely and what it does to Martin."

Or even better:

"Peter Lukas get out of your little hiding place and you'll see, NOT YOUR FUCKING FOG, but ME BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU-"

How am I feeling after the TMA finale?

I'm at my third? Fifth? (I actually lost count) Ricky Montgomery song, and I'm pretty sure this playlist will follow this up with some good old:

Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

Ship in a Bottle by fin

Liar by The Arcadian Wild

Stray Italian Greyhound by Vienna Teng

As the World Caves In and Less and Less by Matt Maltese

A couple of dodie songs

A pinch of Lincoln

A handful of Mother Mother

Basically the entirety of Mitski's discography

I'm doing great.

I might need a few more tissues by the end of the night.

Other than that, I'm great.

1) PM: Come one, let’s hurry up and finish this. I don’t like working with ardor in an arbor like this. YEAAAHHHHH!! Jirou: So loud!

2) PM: Hurry up and COME OUT! Jirou: My ears! PM: You coming YET?! Jirou: I can’t take this anymore, I can’t…

3) PM: HURRY UP!

4) PM: THERE YOU ARE! Jirou: This isn’t good…For now…Cancel out!

5) Jirou: What should we- PM: YOU COMING YET? Jirou: W-we need some way to break out of this! At this rate, we won’t even be able to get close to him. What a joke!

6) Jirou talking to Koda: I know it’s scary, but- PM: HEY! Jirou: He’s too strong! I can’t think of anything else!

7) Koda’s bugs popping out of the ground and crawling up his body: They’re coming from underground, where it’s hard for sound to travel! This is why I hate forests!

YEAH THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT SLEEP FOR 4 DAYS

Dragon: If it's so important that Sabo have a guardian, can't you take care of him? I'm not good with kids and I don't have time to worry about a ten year old with memory loss.

Kuma, preparing to fuck off to join the Warlords and force Dragon into becoming a father whether he wants to or not:

Just listened to episode 193 and I want to die; is it safe to say that:

"Spoiler! It's only gonna get worse from here!"