Working Out My Jealousy By Breeding Their Puppycunt And Ruining It For Every Other Whorepup They Show

kissing itself is wildly underrated imo. Personally speaking i can get wet as hell just from a good, desperate, sloppy makeout session full of moaning and noises. And thats implying we're only kissing and haven't even started touching each other yet.

Now this is one of my favourite tik toks

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

"ohh i find cowboys hot" yes of course you do, you're a transmasc faggot who has/wants facial hair and a breeding kink. Now shut up and sit on the strap

He’s doing his ancestral cry

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

puppy sub who whines to you about wanting to be fucked all day and wants to be overstimulated for hours and rubs their thighs together to get any bit of stimulation 🤝 dog dom who forces your hips down and stuffs you full of their knot because they’re too hard and swollen to fucking think