I'm Glad That People Are Still Having Fun On Tumblr Even After We Found Out About The Frightening Ghoul

sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days

sex that's like holding down an overly anxious rabbit at the vet so it doesn't accidentally kick you while you're giving it a shot.

Boys are for throwing around and manhandling. It's just roughhousing after all.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

me rn ^-^

Been daydreaming about using classical conditioning to corrupt someone into being my freeuse toy.

Being able to snap my fingers and they instantly throb for me and get lightheaded.

Whistling and they have the sudden impulse to straddle me and bounce on it.

Subtly implanting associations with favorite things and the feeling of my cum filling them until it's spilling down their thighs.

Any volunteers?

kissing itself is wildly underrated imo. Personally speaking i can get wet as hell just from a good, desperate, sloppy makeout session full of moaning and noises. And thats implying we're only kissing and haven't even started touching each other yet.

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

Everything Trump touches dies.

There are the results from your actions. You ended DEI. These are the consequences.

Brands destroy their image, then compain when consumers use their spending power.

Countries around the world will boycott US brands. MAGA isolationism is a US jobs killer.

puppy sub who whines to you about wanting to be fucked all day and wants to be overstimulated for hours and rubs their thighs together to get any bit of stimulation 🤝 dog dom who forces your hips down and stuffs you full of their knot because they’re too hard and swollen to fucking think