"Sorry, I Have This Irreverent Need To Find Humor In Everything Because Life Is Hard And Very Much Into

@high-bats

If you do it with love it will be: "cr‐unch~ <3".

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I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case

1: Yeah, yeah, finish boning your apple tea and lets get the fuck out of here."

2: That is not-

1: I know and I don't care. So finish fucking your food and let's get the fuck out of here.

2: You mean "finish your fucking food".

1: Did I stutter?

That is a thinly veiled threat if I ever saw one.

you can tell a lot about a person based off what fanfic’s they read & write

Now close it :)

I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case

"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."

Nice enablement of chaos.

Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.

I will be never unnotice that DP stands for both Deadpool and Double Penetration.

I decided to unnecessarily share this with the class.

P.S.: I just realized it works for Deep Penetration, Damp Penetration, Dagger Penetration, D-word Penetration. YOU NAME IT. FUCK.

My halloween one liner:

"I will NOT stand for this bullshit any longer, instead I will lay 6 feet under."

I dedicate this one liner to the entity that decided to make my phone completely freeze for a period of 1-2 minutes at EXACTLY 2:00 in the morning everyday without a hitch.

Today is a day when everything I ever did is a bad idea.

This might be the coolest fanfic I've laid my eyes upon, up to date: 364 & A Wake Up

Hell, this is better than some canon stuff I've read.

Shit, and this hasn't been updated for almost a whole year. Damn it, I respect all reasons for that cause it's not my place to ever act like a spoiled brat and try to tell people what to do with their time. But DAMN IT. My experience tells me that the chances of this being completed are low.

Fuck, there is a number of reasons I mostly go for completed works only. Shit fuck damn it.

So I am here to cry about because I didn't obey my own anti-disappointment rules. But FUCK I can't bring my self to regret it. It's good.

I can see this becoming a official universe lovingly nicknamed BS universe you read, you know and becoming a damned hit 'cause it has a damn interesting plotline, character portrail is pretty good, interactions are awesome, and it's the crossover event "I didn't know I needed".

What thE FUCK?!

I will now fuck off to the sunset or whatever the fuck I come up with to get over the fact that I won't be seeing this be completed.