Tbh I'd Let Him Gutting Me Out And Fucking Me With The Knife

hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you

hiii, just saw ur post and didn't want to add a note cause ya know youll instantly know who but could you do a myc bath headcanon, just fluff like how he bathes his s/o or a headcanonbwhen he styles their hair lr something about their hair🤭🤭 i love pats

MYC CELLIUM X READER; (SFW)BATH HCS»--•.⋅.・゜゜・

Notes/Warnings: THANK U ANON THIS WILL KEEP ME FED ALL WINTER! some slight mentions of spicy stuff but nothing actually explicit and just jokey stuff like myc would do!

-honestly, the first time you suggest taking a bath together, he immediately thinks you mean in a ~sexy~ way

-he's mostly joking, he can tell itd just be a nice way for the two of you to relax

-and hed LOVE IT!! dont ask him directly tho he'd deny it

-keeps the facade up that he just wants to see you nude or bathe with you sexy style until the two of you actually get into the warm, bubbly water that you probably scented with something nice like rose or lavender or something flowery and relaxing

-you have never seen myc so relaxed. you guys are sitting across from each other and hes got his head/orb tilted up looking at the ceiling and he hasnt moved in 5 minutes is he okay???

-yes, hes fine. he'll wrap a flagella around ur wrist just to be close to you in a subtle way and sit and relax in the water for a while with you

-if you turn around and sorta, wiggle into the space where his lap would be, he is over the MOON!!! wraps a couple flagella around you and rests his orb against your shoulder

-playfully splashing him with water and he goes "oh you're ON" and you guys have a splash fight. you'll clean the water all over the floor later *eye roll emoji*

-while ya'll are still in the tub and your hair is wet he'll like, twist it around if its long enough and just kinda idly play with it

-he likes to braid your hair(if its long enough) half the time he puts little effort into it so its a bit messy or loose but sometimes he really tries and it comes out pretty nice

-if your hair isnt long enough for a braid he'll just kinda fuss with it or sometimes if you have those fun hair clips or colored hair-ties he'll fuck your hair up like a toddler giving a makeover to their dad

-swears up and down you look great but hes laughing so hard hes probably fucking with you

-let the mushroom be soft. i think he deserves it <3

Tonks: Ok, here’s the tea-

Mad-eye: For the last time, it’s called a ‘mission report’-

Tonks: Do you want the tea or not?

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

!! I (sadly) don't own the Harry Potter universe or Alastor. And I do not support jkr !!

Infos : GN reader, basically just fluff

- You had to convince him to have a real date with you. Because he still doesn't trust that you truly love him. He thought that you were too sweet for an old war dog like him.

- But finally he accepted ONE DATE.

- You wanted something special. Just between the two of you. Not a stupid restaurant, you didn't even think of a concert or something involving a crowd.

- But one day you found the perfect idea. A casual dinner at your place. You lived in the countryside so you'll be able to admired the stars in the sky after that. And you were a great cook.

- You protected your property with even more spells to reassure him.

- When he arrived, everything was set. You had made the dinner and prepared some things to drink and to eat before that.

- He was handsome, putting a little more effort on his look. You did too, to impress him.

- Alastor even brings you flowers, which maked you blush. You haven't imagined him doing something like that for you. And you absolutely loved it.

- The night was perfect. The conversation was fluid, the food was good (he complimented it).

- It was already night when dessert time arrived. So you guided him in the garden to sat on a soft blanket on the ground.

- He sat, and you sat right next to him. The two of you ate a piece of cake without saying anything. You were looking at the beautiful starry sky.

- When you finished, you laid your head on his shoulder. "I really liked this night Alastor..."

"Mh. Me too" he mumbled. His usual harsh voice couldn't mask his sweetness.

"Do you want to make this night perfect for me ?" His silence encouraged you to continue. "It'll be perfect if you kiss me..."

When you felt him moving, you were afraid that you've messed everything up.

But he turned towards you and bent to gently kiss you lips.

You could've cried just because how good it felt. When he stepped aside, he gently caressed your cheeks.

"I love you Alastor..."

"Me too love... Me too"

- You spent the next hour to gently make out. Alastor were so tender with you. It felt like paradise.

What a perfect date for you two.

do i want him or do i want to be him ?

(it's both)

hunter in a dad sweater that is all ✨

Mandatory arcane s2 theory bingo just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

Siths/Imps on the gay clothing alignment chart

If you guys know where the blank version is, let me know - I can’t find the post I saved it from (;_; ) 

Arcane main characters' order in a coffee shop

I used to be a barista and had to stop bc of my studies, so here's my impression of what these Arcane characters would order in a coffee shop. (Tell me if you'd like this with other fandom/characters !)

And yes, I used to judge people on what they'll order lol

Jinx : a strawberry milkshake with a lot of whipped cream

Vi : a latte bc she's a cool grown up, but regrets it immediately and go ask the barista to put some chocolate syrup inside because it taste like shit (she promise herself that she'll ask for a mocha or just a hot cocoa next time)

Caitlyn : a latte with almond milk and some caramel syrup

Jaycee : a hot cocoa with a lot of whip cream and some caramel on top

Viktor : a cold brew, something to stay up and that won't get cold, since it's already cold, if he forgets it while focusing on his work

Mel : a matcha latte with coconut milk, she has good tastes

Silco : a double ristretto bc he's a psycho and needs some energy to deal with Jinx

Sevika : a long coffee in a large cup (the biggest one) and ask to add 6 expresso shot inside. She'll mix this atrocity with 6 sugar packs and drink it in 2 minutes. She's a menace and knows it.

You have no power here.