hiii, just saw ur post and didn't want to add a note cause ya know youll instantly know who but could you do a myc bath headcanon, just fluff like how he bathes his s/o or a headcanonbwhen he styles their hair lr something about their hair🤭🤭 i love pats
Notes/Warnings: THANK U ANON THIS WILL KEEP ME FED ALL WINTER! some slight mentions of spicy stuff but nothing actually explicit and just jokey stuff like myc would do!
-honestly, the first time you suggest taking a bath together, he immediately thinks you mean in a ~sexy~ way
-he's mostly joking, he can tell itd just be a nice way for the two of you to relax
-and hed LOVE IT!! dont ask him directly tho he'd deny it
-keeps the facade up that he just wants to see you nude or bathe with you sexy style until the two of you actually get into the warm, bubbly water that you probably scented with something nice like rose or lavender or something flowery and relaxing
-you have never seen myc so relaxed. you guys are sitting across from each other and hes got his head/orb tilted up looking at the ceiling and he hasnt moved in 5 minutes is he okay???
-yes, hes fine. he'll wrap a flagella around ur wrist just to be close to you in a subtle way and sit and relax in the water for a while with you
-if you turn around and sorta, wiggle into the space where his lap would be, he is over the MOON!!! wraps a couple flagella around you and rests his orb against your shoulder
-playfully splashing him with water and he goes "oh you're ON" and you guys have a splash fight. you'll clean the water all over the floor later *eye roll emoji*
-while ya'll are still in the tub and your hair is wet he'll like, twist it around if its long enough and just kinda idly play with it
-he likes to braid your hair(if its long enough) half the time he puts little effort into it so its a bit messy or loose but sometimes he really tries and it comes out pretty nice
-if your hair isnt long enough for a braid he'll just kinda fuss with it or sometimes if you have those fun hair clips or colored hair-ties he'll fuck your hair up like a toddler giving a makeover to their dad
-swears up and down you look great but hes laughing so hard hes probably fucking with you
-let the mushroom be soft. i think he deserves it <3
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I've buy this badge at a convention
I'm so proud of it 😭
Silco is definitely a better dad than mine but the difference between him and my dad is that i would never let my dad degrade me.
But Silco....
How do you think Mad Eye would react to you being drunk and flirty and touchy with him?
Oooh that's a very good one ! Thanks for the asking!
Infos : gn reader
TW: obvious mention of alcohol/alcohol effets
- You two were probably at a little gathering/party at Square Grimmaurd with some members of the order. It was something totally informal just to release some stress caused by the war. At first, Alastor didn't wanted to come, but you and Tonks asked. And he really couldn't say no to the both of you.
- You decided to drink because... Why not ?? This wasn't a common occurrence and it seems the best idea to have fun.
- After a few beers with Tonks you started to feel a bit dizzy but you were fine. That's when Sirius came with this bottle. You can't remember exactly what is was, but it was good, and strong. VERY strong.
- Two hours later you approached Moody who was sitting alone in a corner, looking at everyone having fun with a visibly annoyed face. Your smile and your shaky steps gave him all the information he needed: You were drunk.
- He didn't like it. In that state, you were vulnerable. What if something happened, or if someone wanted to take advantage of you ??
- You asked him how he was doing and why he was all alone. Precisely, you asked "Why an handsome man like you doesn't have company?". It made him blush a bit. Flustered he tried to dismiss you. But as you put a hand on his arm and gave him a flirty look while pleading to stay with him, all his intentions of pushing you away were ruined.
- Is it the surprise being touched, or because it's by you, but he didn't immediately hex you to make you stop. He didn't do it either when so started to drunkly flirt with him. And just scowled to ask if it was some kind of joke.
"A joke ? Nah I just want the most handsome auror for myself!"
- You giggled and smiled. And that's when you decided to sit on his lap, too drunk to think correctly.
"I really want you, Alastor... Am I not pretty enough?"
"It's not the question. You shouldn't be here with me. Go have fun instead of staying with an old war dog like me." He pretended to be mad, only to secretly love this attention.
"But I want to be with you..."
You snuggled your face in the crook of his neck, so you couldn't see his face becoming red. He started to stroke your hairs softly.
"Oh sweetheart... You'll be the dead of me, you know that ?"
- He stayed with you for a moment, before he realized that you felt asleep. With a spell, he made you levitate and brings you to your room, tucking you in. With a last touch of your cheek, he left you to have a good night sleep.
“Can mutuals DM you?” Buddy I’d let them cum in my mouth
hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
Warnings : sex= minor denied !
Infos : GN reader
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Mace isn't really good in aftercare. It's mainly related with the fact that he's not good at giving affection.
But if you snuggle up in his arms after a very intense night, he'll let you stay like that and he'll maybe stroke your hairs.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I hc Mace as a "chest" man. Either a muscular torso, or boobs, it's his favorite body part. He can see it behind your robes and love to undress you to see it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).
Usually in you. He don't like making a mess or risking to stain his robes. But if you two are in the privacy of a room where you can fully undress, he'll definitely come on your chest.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His number one fantasm would be to do it in his council chair. But sadly it's impossible so he'll buy a replica to install in your room.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
I think Mace is experienced, more in number than in practices. Fast sex in dirty hotel room between two mission was barely all he new before you. And that, it was before the war.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)
Mace is a big fan of Doggystyle. If you have hair he'll pull them during. But if you don't, a hand around your neck will do the deal.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Are you really asking? It's Mace Windu. Mister serious in person. He rarely smile, even less laugh. So he's as serious during sex.
Buuuut the man is a tease. He'll playfully tease you if he's in the mood. But it'll still be somewhat serious.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Mace like to be shaved everywhere. He finds it "more convenient".
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
At first, he's not at all. Sex is the summum of the intimacy that he can manage to have with you, regarding his duties as a Jedi. But as the month pass he'll grow softer in front of you. He'll be more inclined to taking you in his arms, smiling to you,...
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He used to did it to relieve his stress. But now he has you and he prefers to wait to have you in person.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
[Power dynamics/bondage/orgasm denial & control]
He really like to be in control. He'll tied you and will control every seconds until the moment when you cum. Especially when you cum.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Usually you don't have much choices. A closet, an empty training or meditation room will do the thing. Or an hotel room when you both have time. Different every time for more safety.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you read in the jedi library, seeing meditate or training your katas. Everything that made you the excellent jedi that you are makes him horny.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Even if he like being rough, he'll never be cruel. The war is cruel, the sith are cruel. He's not like that and don't wants to hurt you. You're the softest thing in his life after all.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He thought that he preferred receiving, but discovered that he loved seeing you squirm and moan. So I think he likes both equally now.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
When you don't have time, he'll be fast and rough. You both like it.
But when you have time, he'll still be rough, bit definitely slower to appreciate every centimeters of you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)
You usually don't have much choice, so you two often do it in a furniture closet or an empty training room. It's good, it helps you to relax, and you both like it very much.
Quickies are ideal during war time, especially between two meetings.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
At first, Mace doesn't liked to experiment. Preferring to stay in his confort zone.
But as you proposed more and more ideas, he started to accept them, but it took time.
The only things off limits are if other people can see it. That's a no no, he'll never want to
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He's a master Jedi, and you're a jedi. Obviously you have a great stamina and used it a lot. He can go multiple for hours if you both have the time.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
No toys (it's hard to have some and to hide them) but some strings, handcuffs, etc... He'll play with what he already have.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
This man will make you beg. His favorite thing is to stay still inside of you until your begging convince him to move.
Such a bastard. (You love it)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Mace is very VERY quiet. No moan, practically no grunts, practically nothing. It was strange for you at first, thinking he didn't liked it. Because on the other hand, he's VERY verbal to tell you how good you are for him.
But one day you deapthroated him totally (not an easy task), and you heard him making the most erotic moan that you've ever heard.
After that you've told him how much you liked it and since he tries to be a bit more loud for you.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)
After discovering what's shibari, he became a huge fan of it. He'll tie you up in complex strings pattern and fuck you for hours.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants
Big dick energy. I know it, you knows it, everyone knows.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Mace have a lot of self restraining. But at the second where you're both alone, be prepared of him grabbing your hips to push you into the first surface area and fuck you merciless.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He'll always wait for you to fall asleep. Sometimes he'll work on his datapad if you're not tired.
You think it's cute.
Tonks: Ok, here’s the tea-
Mad-eye: For the last time, it’s called a ‘mission report’-
Tonks: Do you want the tea or not?