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Sith/Imps as Whiskey River Soaps

vader

sidious

maul

savage

asajj

dooku

kylo

nihilus

grievous

inquisitor

lana

tarkin

krennic

hux

phasma

yularen

thrawn

kallus

eli

Mace Windu x Jedi reader NSFW ALPHABET

Warnings : sex= minor denied !

Infos : GN reader

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Mace isn't really good in aftercare. It's mainly related with the fact that he's not good at giving affection.

But if you snuggle up in his arms after a very intense night, he'll let you stay like that and he'll maybe stroke your hairs.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I hc Mace as a "chest" man. Either a muscular torso, or boobs, it's his favorite body part. He can see it behind your robes and love to undress you to see it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Usually in you. He don't like making a mess or risking to stain his robes. But if you two are in the privacy of a room where you can fully undress, he'll definitely come on your chest.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His number one fantasm would be to do it in his council chair. But sadly it's impossible so he'll buy a replica to install in your room.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I think Mace is experienced, more in number than in practices. Fast sex in dirty hotel room between two mission was barely all he new before you. And that, it was before the war.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Mace is a big fan of Doggystyle. If you have hair he'll pull them during. But if you don't, a hand around your neck will do the deal.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Are you really asking? It's Mace Windu. Mister serious in person. He rarely smile, even less laugh. So he's as serious during sex.

Buuuut the man is a tease. He'll playfully tease you if he's in the mood. But it'll still be somewhat serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Mace like to be shaved everywhere. He finds it "more convenient".

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

At first, he's not at all. Sex is the summum of the intimacy that he can manage to have with you, regarding his duties as a Jedi. But as the month pass he'll grow softer in front of you. He'll be more inclined to taking you in his arms, smiling to you,...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to did it to relieve his stress. But now he has you and he prefers to wait to have you in person.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

[Power dynamics/bondage/orgasm denial & control]

He really like to be in control. He'll tied you and will control every seconds until the moment when you cum. Especially when you cum.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Usually you don't have much choices. A closet, an empty training or meditation room will do the thing. Or an hotel room when you both have time. Different every time for more safety.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you read in the jedi library, seeing meditate or training your katas. Everything that made you the excellent jedi that you are makes him horny.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even if he like being rough, he'll never be cruel. The war is cruel, the sith are cruel. He's not like that and don't wants to hurt you. You're the softest thing in his life after all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He thought that he preferred receiving, but discovered that he loved seeing you squirm and moan. So I think he likes both equally now.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When you don't have time, he'll be fast and rough. You both like it.

But when you have time, he'll still be rough, bit definitely slower to appreciate every centimeters of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

You usually don't have much choice, so you two often do it in a furniture closet or an empty training room. It's good, it helps you to relax, and you both like it very much.

Quickies are ideal during war time, especially between two meetings.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

At first, Mace doesn't liked to experiment. Preferring to stay in his confort zone.

But as you proposed more and more ideas, he started to accept them, but it took time.

The only things off limits are if other people can see it. That's a no no, he'll never want to

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a master Jedi, and you're a jedi. Obviously you have a great stamina and used it a lot. He can go multiple for hours if you both have the time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No toys (it's hard to have some and to hide them) but some strings, handcuffs, etc... He'll play with what he already have.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This man will make you beg. His favorite thing is to stay still inside of you until your begging convince him to move.

Such a bastard. (You love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mace is very VERY quiet. No moan, practically no grunts, practically nothing. It was strange for you at first, thinking he didn't liked it. Because on the other hand, he's VERY verbal to tell you how good you are for him.

But one day you deapthroated him totally (not an easy task), and you heard him making the most erotic moan that you've ever heard.

After that you've told him how much you liked it and since he tries to be a bit more loud for you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

After discovering what's shibari, he became a huge fan of it. He'll tie you up in complex strings pattern and fuck you for hours.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

Big dick energy. I know it, you knows it, everyone knows.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mace have a lot of self restraining. But at the second where you're both alone, be prepared of him grabbing your hips to push you into the first surface area and fuck you merciless.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll always wait for you to fall asleep. Sometimes he'll work on his datapad if you're not tired.

You think it's cute.

- You look like a good Vi 🥊

fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree

LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT I GAVE SOMEONE ON TIKTOK MY TUMBLR

THEY KNOW MY FACE 💀

Moody with a reader who have self doubt leading to bad though.

!! I don't own Harry Potter and I don't support JKR !!

English isn't my first language sorry!

Thanks to @killjoylara for this idea ! I don't know if you thought of that but I still hopes that you'll like it. I deal with a lot of anxiety so sweet Moody was all I needed <3

Infos: GN reader, slight angst, kinda sad,

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Moody was a tough man. Always on guard, always on the look-out. CONSTANT VIGILANCE. That was caused by everything he went through.

He always looked after you, worried by your safety. And you knew it. But you couldn't help yourself with feeling bad these past months, even when you tried to tells you that you were such an idiot for that. You were full of doubt and anxiety. About yourself, life, other people... And it usually led to you having some bad thoughts.

Alastor knew that you were anxious, but he blamed it on the war. Until one night when you were both alone in Alastor's room at Grimmauld Place. Resting on his side, you were overthinking, again. And your lover could feel it.

"Why are you thinking of my sweet ?"

You sighed and put a hand on his chest. Your Alastor was always really aware of your moods. And you didn't know why but this night, instead of mumbling something about the war, you started to told him about everything you were doubting about and the bad thoughts that followed. And how stupid it made you feel.

You felt Alastor hand on your chin to raise your head. Your eyes meet his.

"I know how it is love. And I can guarantee you that it's not stupid. The only thing that it is, is your audacity to devalue someone I love, and to make my job for me." He caressed your cheek. "I'm the one who should be worrying. I got you, my sweet. I'll always be here to protect you."

"But I'm..."

"Perfect. As you are." He gently kissed your lips. "I wouldn't be here if you were some idiot who can't even curse. I know that you can protect yourself." He scoffed. "You even protect me when I'm too focused on protecting you."

And just like that, with his sweet words who sounded just right, a tears rolled down your cheek.

"I feel so silly... You've been through so much and I... I just feel so bad for so little..."

"And I'll be mad if I hear you saying anything bad about yourself again." He wiped away your tears. "It's gonna be tough. But it's gonna be alright. I'll help you to see yourself like I see you. Like you really are. Just like you did with me."

This night he hold you tight as you cried in his arms, whispering some sweet words to you. Your bad thoughts wouldn't go away in a few minutes. But he was here. He'll always be. And you knew that from now, making you better will be his mission everyday. You were here for each other, and it was the only thing that you both needed to continue and chase happiness.

everyone with shaggy hair gets a hair tie yes, this applies to you too, Moody 🙃

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