Presenting Moralton University's Own Alma Mater By Dino Stamatopoulos Himself!

BNUUY!!!! THE BNUUY DILF!!!! (I wanba put my eggs in him dammit)

Jerry smith is my Easter goat 🔥

real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction

do stuff while waiting for other stuff

like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time

waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there. 

waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all

*hands u a Cecil plush*

(Hehehe I hope I get a kyogre)

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HE IS!!! HE IS O R B!!!! IM PONDERING MY KYORB!!!

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SOMBODY COME GIT’ERRRRRRR SHES DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPER-

twink

PET HIM!!!! YIPPE!!

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

I knew it!!!! Priest, Puppy… they both begin with p. Clear correlation!!! This is what the government is trying to hide from us!!!/hj

Just discovered in the catechism: if your priest says "why are you talking to me like that im not a dog" thats actually code for "please break me and turn me into a good puppy"