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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

HELL YEAH LETS GO!!!

PET PRIEST HUSBANDRY REAL?? [NOT CLICKBAIT???][GONE SEXUAL?]

Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<

Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!

so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.

I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.

Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…

Let’s just forget about the rpg games for a minute and wish for an actual finished version of the unreleased South Park game for game boy color but with a built in character creator and released for the nintendo switch, it’ll be much better than whatever snow day was.

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

I just wanna be part of your symphony 🌈🐬✨️

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs