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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

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IM FUCKING GIGGLING I JUST MADE THIS WHILE IM HIGH OFF SUGAR

Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

that one episode of moral orel when orel found out that clay was the mayor of moralton

this….this could be clay/arthur puppington……aayhxhsdxucyuxxuyccy

dad who’s really frustrated over his wife, ex-wife, whatever she is now. so much so that every interaction with his sweet little son makes him feel great. better than great, excited. dad that rushes into his son’s room after an argument, only for all his anger to melt away in the sight of his darling kiddo.

his kiddo is so nice, asking his dad to sit with him and brushes a hand through his hair to ask if there’s anything he can possibly do to help his dad go through it. “no, kiddo” he says before trailing off to look at what you were doing on your phone before he came in “..nothing that won’t end up with you hurt, baby”

his son grins before following his gaze and immediately goes to hide the phone prior to getting interrupted by his dad taking it. he realises kid’s been arguing with his ex-wife behind his back, defending his precious dad. then realises further that you were causing the arguments on purpose.

dad who tosses the phone to the side to agree that, “yeah, kid, you do have something you can help me with” only to repeat “explain yourself” over and over as he facefucks his mouthy little kiddo. taking out his anger on a fallen angel of a child is like no other <3

ofc i’ll defend dad <3 iv always been a daddy’s boy ☺️

love love love thjs nnhhgghjsjkjh.

Thinking about a priest who absolutely freaks out over the most vanilla sexual thoughts he's having because the kinky stuff hasn't even occurred to him yet.

"No, I can't possibly tell you, it's- it's- just too awful.... I want someone to... put their mouth on me... between my legs. Wait, what? What do you mean where? Theres another option?? I- OH GOOD LORD--"

perfect. Beautiful.

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