Too Right.

Too right.

a-writer-shade-of-pale - "Not all those who wander are lost"

Almost Maybes - Ralph Anderson x Jeannie Anderson (The Outsider)

@wltz-bby @happyskywhale

Happy Birthday @mandy23b 😘💕

May I proudly present to you, your babies!

Author’s Note: Pretty much entirely book canon and references, which is how we like things in this house!

I’m not gonna lie, when I very first heard this song (in… April?) I thought about it as a Ralph song, and then a Ralph/Jeannie concept and I knew that if I was going to do it - I would write it for you for your Birthday, so, it’s been a little while in the making, to say the least!

I hope you enjoy, and that you don’t mind that it’s not a reader insert for your birthday 🎁💙

Love you lots @mandy23b! 😘😘

Almost Maybes - Jordan Davis

Disclaimer: Show watchers only, a whooole bunch of book references ahead / The Outsider & characters belong to Stephen King / gifs & lyrics not mine

Premise: Ralph reminisces on everything that has led to him being right here, right now…

Words: 1452

Warnings: N/A - literally there is more swearing in the lyrics than there is anything in the story.

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a-writer-shade-of-pale

4 years ago

"Why do you like them? Their old and, well old. You should like guys your own age, like normal people. You know? It would be better for you. Like how can you find them attractive? You should just stick to younger men."

Why? O.O Why would I do that when there's...

...this...

"Why Do You Like Them? Their Old And, Well Old. You Should Like Guys Your Own Age, Like Normal People.

...this...

... gorgeousness.

And what ever gave you the idea that just because I love all of the above I can't also love younger men? Younger and older women? What ever got it in your head that my love and appreciation begins and ends at older men? O.O

Are you sure your head is screwed on right?

What ever gave you the idea you have a right to comment on another person's preferences (as long as it's not harmful or illegal, what's it to you?)?

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a-writer-shade-of-pale

4 years ago

Thank You Muppets, No More Questions! - Ralph Anderson x Reader (The Outsider)

@happyskywhale @wltz-bby #MendoTagSquad.

GIF CREDIT: X

Sure Be Cool If You Did / Bienvenue From Hell, Mon Amour / Made in the USA / Cold Night / I Could Not Ask For More / Under The Weather

Author’s Note: I watched Wreck-It Ralph and The Muppets Most Wanted with @mandy23b and this happened. That’s all I wish to say! 100% inspired by the baking scene (and then I stole the song-!) Please enjoy a soft, adoptive father and his little girl 🙏💙

Interrogation Song - The Muppets

Disclaimer: The Outsider characters not mine (Book setting rather than show setting)

Premise: With you out on call this weekend you leave it to your workaholic partner to entertain your daughter…

Words: 2890

Warnings: N/A (Insulin warning?)

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a-writer-shade-of-pale

5 years ago