Thank You Muppets, No More Questions! - Ralph Anderson X Reader (The Outsider)

Fire Meets Gasoline in Slow Motion

The "Good Parts" Edit (2:14 min, this video has no audio)

Absolutely agree 🥰

I don’t have a ‘type,’ but if I did it would be hot Tolkien men.

Holding On - (Ralph Anderson x Female Reader) - Ch.3

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Summary: All you want is for this nightmare to be over…Maybe there is a way to leave it all behind you?

Notes: This short piece is the last chapter. Thanks to those of you who stuck with this story.

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This is, sadly, very true 😔

Dawn - (Ralph Anderson x Female Reader) - Part 2

Part 1

Summary: You can`t get Ralph’s words out of your head. Hell, how were you supposed to forget something like that? Eventually, you can`t  take it anymore. You need to talk with him.

Request by anon: Could i request a no.2 “Stay here tonight,” with Ralph? maybe a little smut.

Notes: AU where Ralph is divorced. 

Warnings: Smut

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Thank you to @beautyofthend! Without her this would never have been finished.

Thank You Muppets, No More Questions! - Ralph Anderson x Reader (The Outsider)

@happyskywhale @wltz-bby​ #MendoTagSquad.

GIF CREDIT: X

Sure Be Cool If You Did / Bienvenue From Hell, Mon Amour / Made in the USA / Cold Night / I Could Not Ask For More /  Under The Weather

Author’s Note: I watched Wreck-It Ralph and The Muppets Most Wanted with @mandy23b​ and this happened. That’s all I wish to say!  100% inspired by the baking scene (and then I stole the song-!) Please enjoy a soft, adoptive father and his little girl 🙏💙

Interrogation Song - The Muppets

Disclaimer: The Outsider characters not mine (Book setting rather than show setting)

Premise: With you out on call this weekend you leave it to your workaholic partner to entertain your daughter…

Words: 2890

Warnings: N/A (Insulin warning?)

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You want to know why Inigo Montoya remains such an iconic and beloved character even 35 years after the Princess Bride came out?

It's because he's one of the few characters in fiction who has a story where he has dedicated his life to revenge, his whole motivation is about getting revenge....and he gets it! and then he isn't empty or despairing! he doesn't regret it! he's totally satisfied!

because so many stories about revenge or rage are about characters "seeing the futility of their actions" or learning "their desire for revenge has only made them the monsters they hated" FUCK THAT.

Inigo Montoya kills the man who kills his father, is allowed to live in the narrative after and be happy about it and it is so satisfying. it's fantastic. it's iconic.

let more characters rage against the world, bring it down with bloodied hands, and let them be FUCKING RIGHT about it. Let them celebrate their success with sharp grins, and let them live happy, full lives where they always remain proud/fulfilled for what they've done