#milkcavern

as he should

I must kill the queen.

Own this BCV Original.

C R A I S I N

Craisins are fantastic, why eat a raisin when you have a craisin. 

-Dogs can eat them and not die

- When you see a craisin cookie you won’t be tricked, the garnet color is a lovely indicator saying, “Hey, I’m not a chocolate chip cookie, but I’m still delicious!”

- Craisin cookies often include white chocolate, unlike raisins which stand alone

- They don’t get your hands disgustingly sticky

- Taste good

- yes

- The right balance of tangy and sweet

- Healthy substitute for candy

I'm back with another tf2 watercolor after 4 (?) months

The combo of back to school, double digit extracurriculars, and a job somehow unexpectedly took up almost all of my time. But this was a request from a friend back in July so it took a minute. The perspective of the photo was also touching me so I tried to go in-game to check it out but I played defense every single time and could NOT get a look.

ALSO if some people have really keen eyes, they'll notice a strong presence of glitter on the right side. May or may not have to do with excessive use of silver for a quicksilver costume. The glitter haunts me.

Hopeful I return with a sonic watercolor next if I get around to the coloring part

FUCKING HELL JASON YOU BROKE THE ANTARTIC SHELF AND CAUSED THE ICE AGE

Omg captain Carter is such a girl boss 😍 also pretty cool robot!

Ah, sweet tumblr porn bots

The Boss Baby: Back in Business is genuinely so funny . Bootsy Calico is so sexy 😍 🥵. Mega fat ceo baby 4 lyfe. The implications of baby co. workers being Republicans and Tim being a liberal is 2481 humor. The idea of corporate babies in suits is hilarious. Boss baby did not deserve that 50% in many reviews. Boss Baby is a male sigma. The bad animation makes it all the better. The rep is pretty good too, a racially diverse cast. We have mega fat ceo baby use they/them pronouns when referring to an unknown baby, and uses the proper ones when finding out her's. Babies can apparently spiral into baby alcoholism. But boots calicos final stand is so idiotic. Not hot girl shit. 🙄

Oh my God why-man is fucking taiju

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”