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THE STRANGER

When your plane hits turbulence, you start panicking and tell some of your biggest secrets to the attractive stranger sitting next to you.

word count: 26.7k genre: angst/smut/romance

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Popsicle Problems (M) - Request

Summary: Eating popsicles in front of your boyfriend has never been a problem before. Is the lack of sex stressing him out that much?

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Smut, Small bit of fluff

Word Count: 6.1k

TW: Dom!Namjoon, sub!reader, oral, blowjobs, spanking, breathplay

BTS Smut Club Writing Project: Prompt #16

You wake up in a sweat. Not a cold sweat, not a nightmare sweat, just a weat. You feel disgusting. You unstick yourself from the sheets and sit up, turning to look at your boyfriend, stretched out on his side of the bed, the covers long flung off, exposing his boxer-clad body to the air.

“What the fuck…” You mumble to yourself. You get out of bed, pajamas sticking to your body as you make your way out into the hallway to check the thermostat. Twenty seven degrees celsius? That’s not even close to right. You and Namjoon keep the house at twenty during the summer. You quickly change the settings, waiting until you feel the cool air coming out of the vent before heading back to bed.

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The New Ult Kpop Ship (apparently) :

So, this is actually going viral on twitter right now - the EXO-L x ARMY ship

Feel free to check out the comment thread which is pretty damn hilarious and mostly Armys and Aeris flirting with each other, lol

For instance :

It’s a pretty happening environment there so I suggest to enjoy it while it lasts because I’m hella sure people are going to turn this into something very ugly by the next morning. ^.^

Also, don’t forget to reblog if your blog is kpop friendly and you do not believe in fanwars whatsoever. (don’t hate on this post. it’s pointless.)❤

The way Porsche unconsiously and readily exhibits the biggest “motherhen” vibes, naturally falling into his “Responsible Older Brother” role, when he

splashes water to cool Kinn’s back without any prompt:

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GRAB THAT BOOTY

Some nice stuff

List Of Stuff I Wrote

Mornings [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

Quiet [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

Our Little Secret [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

난 너를 사랑해 (I Love You) [Namjoon/Seokjin - NSFW]

Intoxicating [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

After Hours [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

Fear [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

Masterpiece [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

Bonded [Jeongguk/Taehyung - NSFW]

The Things I Do For You [Eunwoo/Moonbin - SFW]

Direct link to my AO3 account

Word of Honor/Shan He Ling Fic Recs

I’ve been procrastinating on making this post because while I’ve read a good number of WOH fics, many of them are short and were written during the run of the show.  I keep feeling like I need to read MORE fic before I can pick the really best ones and that’s an impossible task, so whatever, here are some fics I like.

Wenzhou unless otherwise noted.  Roughly listed in order of where they take place in the canon timeline.

with morning come by Shaderas (E, 2K) PWP of a morning after Wenzhou’s first time.  After a drunken, rough night of sex, the morning brings a very gentle and loving second round.  I love ZZS almost overwhelmed by the sincerity and gentleness of this.

warmth by triedunture (E, 4K) Set during ep 16, when they are spending a night in the cave.  On the surface it’s a PWP, but there are so many emotions being processed that it’s heart-rending.  Grief and crying and love and tenderness.  Both very gentle and very prickly, because it’s Them.  Just perfectly in character and capturing the mid-drama Wenzhou mood. 

with your heart beating and your eyes shining by thatbug (E, 4K)  WKX starts a game of questions late one night over wine, and they discuss past relationships and sex.  ZZS is basically inexperienced/bad at sex and they discuss what they like and what they might like together.  It’s a really lovely fic about talking about sex and then exploring new things together. (Or new to ZZS.) 

On the Moor, the Creeping Grass by etymologyplayground (T, 6K) One of my favorite authors bringing their brilliance to SHL?  Yes, please.  This is set during the ep 24-esque period in Four Seasons Manor, featuring ZZS getting injured and WKX helping him with his wound.  A lot of teasing and bantering, some soft cuddly sleeping together, lots of quoting of poetry, longing, wistful storytelling, and a little biting.  It’s utterly gorgeous with such a quietly aching tone, while being so very soft.

One Step Forward, Three Steps Back by hollybennett123 (E, 14K, ZZS/WKX/Han Ying)  Wen Kexing sees how Han Ying and Zhou Zishu look at each other and arranges for some fun with the three of them.  Lots of dirty talk and fun d/s play, as well as interesting character study of the three of them and how they relate to one another.  But mostly it’s very, very kinky and slutty.

passers-by, late in spring by @pumpkinpaix (E, 3K) - This is one of my very favorite SHL fics, and I’m only slightly biased in saying so by the fact that it’s both very much to my taste and the author is a friend.  It’s smut, PWP really, post-nonspecific-canon (book influenced) and d/s.  It’s got a dominant (bottom) ZZS and submissive (top) WKX and honestly I think has influence more than a few smut writers in this fandom, including myself. 

silver lining, strike me down by brosnyaa (E, 6K) This is actually novel canon mostly rather than drama canon, but it’s great fun.  WKX and ZZS make a series of bets (5+1 to be exact) involving kisses and…other activities.  Lots of fun banter and teasing, leading up to genuine connection and sweetness. 

fanged teeth hiding behind gentle eyes by ShootMeDead (T, 4K) A story about the relationship between WKX and the women of the ghost valley, specifically the unimportant servant women.  This is something I really wanted to see explored in fic, so this hit the spot.  Ties in to a generic happy ending for Wenzhou as well. 

lonely dream by @minmoyu (G, 4K) A post ep 36 fix-it, a really lovely story that is soft and romantic and gives us a very happy ending, but doesn’t ignore the very real pain and trauma that ZZS goes through.

silent and immutable as snow by elrohir - (E, 3K) Set after episode 36, this is a fixit of sorts, a primal scream of a fic.  Raw and emotional, ZZS dealing with grief and then anger when WKX comes back to life.  A fic for wallowing in the angst of the drama ending.  (I also recommend the author’s other SHL fics.  It was tough to pic one so read those too! They are lighter!)

time enough series by scheherazade (3 fics, E & T, 4K-9K) The first fic deals with ZZS saving WKX post ep 36 through dual cultivation.  The second has Ye Baiyi visiting immortal Wenzhou on the mountain, and the third deals with Gu Xiang and Cao Weining’s rebirth and discovery by Wenzhou.  There are some really lovely moments throughout. 

Non-Canon AUs:

run (back to you) by synonemous (M, 11K) A modern AU in which WKX and ZZS are both CEOs and ZZS leaves his company and goes into hiding to avoid his former boss, but WKX comes stalking him.  ZZS is delightfully grumpy throughout, but WKX is willing to be patient (some heavy stalking notwithstanding) and they end up gradually fitting together.  A very soft modern story despite the specifics of the plot.

Ill Omens series by manic_intent - (2 fic, E, 4-5K) Zhou Zishu is a hulijing.  WKX is fascinated, naturally.  And Ye Baiyi takes exception to him feeding on a mortal, no matter how much WKX protests it’s consensual.  I just really love the worldbuilding/use of folklore here.

jonghyun’s “moon” has been added to nasa’s lunar tunes playlist, an official playlist of “some favorite moon songs”. the playlist was most recently linked in a post made on the official nasa tumblr for international observe the moon night (october 20th). the full playlist can be viewed at the linked.

Masterlist

All of these works shown on this masterlist, are completely written by me. Please DO NOT repost onto other sites or even tumblr without any type of confirmation from me. If this is done, I will be taking action and reporting whoever has done so.

Personal faves - ♡

BOY GROUPS:

Seokjin Scenarios:

Stay Quiet (ft. Yoongi) - smut

Just A Pretty Face - angst

Disobeying - smut

Hard Work - smut

Sharing Is Caring (ft. Jungkook) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Curiosity ~ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (ongoing) - smut/angst (♡)

Yoongi Scenarios:

So Far Away - slight smut/angst

Workplace Fun - smut (♡)

Eyes Up - slight smut

Little? - suggested smut

You know what it does to me - smut

Birthday Celebrations - fluffy smut

Far From Innocent - smut/some fluff

You’re Mine - smut/slight angst (♡)

Hoseok Scenarios:

Look at the mirror, baby - smut

Too Bad, Too Sweet - slight smut/angst

Valentines Day - slight smut/angst

Another Fuck - smut (♡)

Taken - violence + gore

Burn - fluff

Purge Day (Jungkook centric) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - angst/violence + gore/smut

Namjoon Scenarios:

Forget Me - slight fluff/angst

Rebound - smut/angst

In The Middle of Class - smut

Frustrations - slight angst/fluffy smut

Bad Timing - humour/fluff

Lingering Eyes - humour/fluff

Assets - suggestive/humour/fluff

Jimin Scenarios:

The Other One - smut/angst

Be a good girl for daddy, princess (ft. Taehyung) - smut

Mistakes - angst

Dinner Party - smut

First - smut/fluff

Shy - fluffy smut

Soft at Heart - fluffy smut/angst

Taehyung Scenarios:

Worth It - smut/angst

Be a good girl for daddy, princess (ft. Jimin) - smut

Rough - smut

Congratulations ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut

Camera ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Jungkook Scenarios:

Birthday Present - smut

Soft - fluff

Roommates Have Fun - smut

Would You Like To See - smut/fluff

Wanna Bet? - smut

Cutie Pie - suggestive/fluff

No Love ~ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (completed) - smut/angst

Purge Day (ft. Hoseok) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - angst/violence + gore/smut

Sharing Is Caring (ft. Seokjin) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Jinki Scenarios:

Did you touch yourself? - smut

Kibum Scenarios:

Baby Boy - smut (♡)

Minho Scenarios:

Bad Days, Good Days - fluff

Unfortunate (Taemin centeric) - angst

Taemin Scenarios:

Quiet - smut (♡)

Unfortunate (ft. Minho) - angst

Joonmyeon Scenario:

Ice Cream - smut (♡)

Chanyeol Scenario:

Daddy or Mummy - suggested smut

Jongdae Scenario:

No Food - fluff

Taekwoon Scenario:

Movie Dates - fluff

Hakyeon Scenario:

Redemption - fluff

Jaehwan Scenario:

Movie Dates - fluff

Wonshik Scenario:

Blood - smut

Hansol Scenario:

On The Couch - slight smut

GIRL GROUPS:

Hwasa:

No Secret - smut

(I’m slowly getting there with girl group scenarios y’all)

Personal faves - ♡

All of these works shown on this masterlist, are completely written by me. Please DO NOT repost onto other sites or even tumblr without any type of confirmation from me. If this is done, I will be taking action and reporting whoever has done so.

The only time Kinn didn’t pull away from a kiss Porsche initiated was when Porsche was saying goodbye-  For @bestillmyslashyheart