do you know of any good heated onho smut?
Why YES. I do.
I’m going to assume you mean one-shots where you don’t have to claw your way through things like plot to get to the oochie–wally wally oochie–BANG BANG.
Craving Something Sweet - Out of town business trip BANG BANG
Domesticity and a beach - Really sweet vacationing BANG BANG
Cruising Altitude - Epilogue BANG BANG smut to Fly Me
(disclaimer…I don’t think I’m going to stop saying BANG BANG. Euphemism for SEX. It’s the girl scout cookies. Sugar high)
Morning Distraction - Trying to wake Onew up BANG BANG
Press - SexyFluff epilogue to Abeyance BANG BANG
Silver Coin - Hooot Onew teases Minho, so Minho teases back BANG BANG
On Duty - Angry cop BANG BANG
Overtime – Mr. Choi is very demanding on his employees BANG BANG
Next Stop - Oh HELL YEAH classic CapeBuffalo humpy BANG BANG
The Plumber - Straight out of a PORNO Plumber Minho BANG BANG
Your Name - Jinki wants to shake up the new model BANG BANG
Yoga - You had this prepared didn’t you BANG BANG
I feel like I win when I lose - You lost a bet haha! you’re bottoming BANG BANG
Initiation - Awkward but awesome BANG BANG
Beaches Make You Wet - I’m still fanning myself years later BANG BANG
Camden Road- NOT a one shot but sue me! Greatest OT3 sex…( I kinda ignore Taemin’s there (._.) BANG BANG
This is not a complete list. Just the ones I could get to within arms reach. People are more than welcome to add more on ^_^
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
Them: What makes you happy?
Me:
Summary: Namjoon asks you to accompany him on a weekend vacation so he won’t be alone, and you decide to use it as an opportunity to confront him about the steamy moment you shared a few months ago, but can you work up the courage?
Pairing: Namjoon x Reader
Genre: Smut, fluff
Word Count: 10.7k
TW: swearing, Namjoon cooking, flirting/teasing, confusing kisses, mixed signals, insinuated masturbation, shower scene, biting, oral, cunnilingus, dirty talk, fluffy sex, squirting
You stretch as your eyes flutter open, feeling well relaxed after your nap in such a comfortable bed. Wait a minute. Bed? You shoot up and look around. You have no idea where you are, or a better yet, where your pants are, because they aren’t on your legs like they were this morning. The last thing you remember is being in the van. You had just gotten off the boat and were on your way to the house you were staying at on Jeju.
You look around the room to see light streaming in the open windows, a light breeze blowing the curtains, your luggage placed neatly at the end of the bed. You hop up and walk over to the sliding glass door adjacent to you, opening it to be instantly greeted by the smell of salt water and the sound of crashing waves. You walk out onto the deck as the warmth of the afternoon sun envelops you. You walk to the edge and lean over the bannister, smiling when you see exactly how close you are to the water.
“Wow.” You breathe out, admiring the scenery around you. You thought places like this only existed in movies.
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” A familiar voice behind you interrupts your thoughts.
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The way Porsche unconsiously and readily exhibits the biggest “motherhen” vibes, naturally falling into his “Responsible Older Brother” role, when he
splashes water to cool Kinn’s back without any prompt:
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My boys❤❤❤
SHINee - ot5 - Lucifer 🌙 。・::・゚★,。:・゚☆
I love GRANDMA Here😂😂😂
ONE SHOT
Pairing: Namjoon X Reader
Word Count: 3,359
Genre & Warnings: Fluff & Smut, but not like, super crazy smut. Good ‘ole Missionary. But it’s sweet.
Notes: SURPRISE! I needed something fluffy in my life. I wrote this fairly quickly, so I’ll go back and edit later.
“It’s only going to be for the weekend, Namjoon. You’re making a huge fuss out of nothing.”
Namjoon leaned against the counter with his head cradled in his hands, pouting as he watched you pack your small bag. He’d been like this all day, listing at least a hundred reasons why he thought you shouldn’t go.
“Baby, I only have a couple more weeks before we have to leave again. Pleaseeeee….” You just stare at him, shaking your head in disbelief.
“You’re such a whiny baby. Why your fans think you’re so “Daddy” is beyond me. I promised Mom I’d go home for the weekend. I promised her a month ago and she’s been calling to remind me twice a week. I have to go. I’ll be back Monday afternoon and I’ll be all yours for two whole weeks before you have to leave again. You’ll be so sick of me that you’ll ask to leave earlier. I promise.” You peck him on the cheek as you pass by, and set your bag by the door.
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The Jin I know
*phone rings*
Jin : Hello, I’m really busy right now. Killer : I’m watching you… Jin : Killer : Jin : Killer : Jin : *making model poses while doing flying kisses* Do I look good ?
You’re being weird today. And do you like it? KinnPorsche: The Series (2022) dir. Khom Kongkiat
SHINee doing the damn thing
my aesthetic: minho producing with pink unicorn stickers on his hand 🦄