The Jin I know
*phone rings*
Jin : Hello, I’m really busy right now. Killer : I’m watching you… Jin : Killer : Jin : Killer : Jin : *making model poses while doing flying kisses* Do I look good ?
who gave him permission to be this fucking hot?
lemon-
pairing: onho (jinki / minho) genre: pwp (basic blow-job) rating: nc-17 word count: 1066 summary: if you say so, jinki. a/n: there will be a follow-up. *wiggles eyebrows*
sorry
“i ain’t sorry!”
sorry
“i ain’t sorry!”
sorry
“no no no!”
minho sighed as the fifth repetition of the song jinki had decided would be his most recent break-up anthem began to play. it wasn’t as though his relationship with kibum hadn’t obviously been fizzling out: the signs were all there. but there was something about finding his boyfriend making out with a stranger in a study closet that had sort of set him off.
at least this time minho didn’t have to alibi him out of a charge of vandalism.
“i don’t give a fuck chuckin’ my deuces up! suck on my balls, balls, i’ve had enough!”
“IF I DO WILL YOU STOP SINGING?!”
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Happy 2nd anniversary of the legendary Harper's Baazar Photoshoot with Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan 🥺
Its a digital magazine you can buy from the Baazar app iOS tutorial Android tutorial
it’s edible, trust me. — i hope you choke on it. — aww, c’mon. awww, don’t be mad. — bite me, leave me alone.
i should take a mirror to show how you look right now. when did the handsome and charming Wen Kexing become such a coward? — Zhou Zishu, you …
kinnporsche ep 6 // word of honor ep 27
The only time Kinn didn’t pull away from a kiss Porsche initiated was when Porsche was saying goodbye- For @bestillmyslashyheart
Really one heck of a fic rec for bts readers
PART TWO
KIM SEOKJIN:
The Discovery /noona-la-la-la
Linger / jiminnings
Sugar and Spice / noir0neko
Vanilla Roses / letsimaginebangtan
Patience / modestlydreaming
Corrupting Oppa / zeurin
Starry Eyes / jeonghsk
Warm Me Up / exobtssmutimagination
Morning Delight / yoongguksx
Happiest Time / pjiminnie
Dessert / pjiminnie
Exhibit A / hanipdnim
Spring Forward / noonatrash
The Way You Lick Your Lips / noonatrash
As Your Are / infireation
Missing You / infireation
I Like It / onlylovekpop
MIN YOONGI:
In An Instant / hobibliophile
Alarm Clock / modestlydreaming
Punishment / dom-joonie
Afflatus / kainks
Drive In / bangtanboysboo
Christmas Eve / bangtanboysboo
That’s what you get /exobtssmutimagination
Morning Baby / ohbabyitsbts
Listen to Oppa / ohbabyitsbts
Break Time / taehxyung
One-Time Thing / monstaccato
Relaxing Shower / smuttyfairy
Relief / yoongguksx
Hands On Me / yoongguksx
Kitten / xiuminsm
Morning / sugascenes
Want / sugarcanes
Tongue Technology / minjinbiased
‘Till You Can’t Walk / kinkybangtan
Fuck / bxngtxnfluffandotherstuff
Office Visits / optosomnio
Patience is a Virtue / boyfriendkook
Under Fire feat. Jimin / noir0neko
Car Sex / naughtykpopimagines
JUNG HOSEOK:
Mine / zeurin
Apologies / bangtanboysboo
Needy / btsmutimagines
How Many / btsmutimagines
Demure / jeonghsk
Don’t tease / exobtssmutimagination
Wicked Games / taehxyung
By The Fire / taehxyung
Yes, Oppa / monstaccato
Later / cuzimsickwithhope
Ambiguous / hobibliophile
Take Care / yoongguksx
Mirrors / yoongguksx
In Stereo / btsmuts
Punishment / cyphertrip
To Cure Longing / baeseoul
Take A Break feat. Jimin / hobibliophile
KIM NAMJOON:
Good Daddy / yoondell
Dick-stractions / hobibliophile
Quiet / modestlydreaming
Focus / modestlydreaming
Bath Time / dom-joonie
Vanilla or Dark Chocolate? / bangtanboysboo
Release / bangtanboysboo
You’re Not A Mistake / bangtanboysboo
Wake Up Call with a Side of Revenge, Please / bangtanboysboo
Nothing / more-than-fluff
Give Me A Hand / schmudt
Wake Me Slowly / ohbabyitsbts
Trouble / ohbabyitsbts
Rest and Recreation / monstaccato
Princess / xiuminsm
Beg For It / xiuminsm
Sweet Goodnight / noonatrash
Ladies Say Hey, Hey, Hey / btsmuts
Fever / onlylovekpop
Bad Girl / onlylovekpop
PARK JIMIN:
The Great Outdoors / yoondell
Adore You / jiminnings
Linen Mornings / jiminnings
Laundry Mishaps / hobibliophile
Let them know / ninanevip
Hello / modestlydreaming
Good Morning, Jagi / dom-joonie
First / bangtanboysboo
Sister / schmudt
Needing You / schmudt
Altitude / siranghae
Caught / taehxyung
Claimed / ellieljade
In Shreds / jeontrack
Heteronomous / xiuminsm
Please You / xiuminsm
Tight feat. Jungkook / cuzimsickwithhope
Ego / seokline
Hush / baeseoul
Take a Break feat. Hoseok / hobibliophile
Faded / infireation
Morning Time / naughtykpopimagines
KIM TAEHYUNG:
Keep Your Chin Up / jiminniemouse
Stress Relief / zeurin
Euphoria / btsmutimagines
All For You / more-than-fluff
You Started It! / more-than-fluff
Just One More / schmudt
Dinner Games / exobtssmutimagination
Guilty Pleasure / taehxyung
Pour Up feat. Jungkook / taehxyung
For Good Luck / taehxyung
Apologies / ellieljade
Let Me Admire You / cuzimsickwithhope
Apologetic / yoongguksx
Sleeping Lotus / pjiminnie
Outlines / seokline
Plane Ride / btsmuts
Sweet Dreams / parkjiminsprincess
JEON JUNGKOOK:
Give Me Love / noir0neko
Tease / jungblue
Touch Your Toes / dom-joonie
Mirrors / btsmutimagines
Tease / btsmutimagines
Sunday Mornings and a White Shirt / jeonghsk
Punished / exobtssmutimagination
Needy / exobtssmutimagination
Straight Face / exobtssmutimagination
Pour Up feat. V / taehxyung
Lock the Door / monstaccato
Ribbing / ellieljade
Syrup / cuzimsickwithhope
Lay Back / xiuminsm
Baby Girl / xiuminsm
Make Daddy Proud / sseudanym
Tight feat. Jimin / cuzimsickwithhope
Baby, You’re The One / noonatrash
Six Days Without Fucking You Are Too Long / parkjiminsprincess
Blogs Mentioned:
noona-la-la-la jiminnings noir0neko letsimaginebangtan modestlydreaming zeurin jeonghsk exobtssmutimagination hobibliophile dom-joonie kainks bangtanboysboo ohbabyitsbts btsmutimagines yoondell more-than-fluff schmudt ninanevip siranghae jiminniemouse jungblue taehxyung monstaccato ellieljade cuzimsickwithhope jeontrack smuttyfairy yoongguksx xiuminsm pjiminnie sseudanym sugascenes seokline hanipdnim noonatrash btsmuts minjinbiased kinkybangtan bxngtxnfluffandotherstuff cyphertrip optosomnio boyfriendkook baeseoul infireation onlylovekpop parkjiminsprincess naughtykpopimagines
If snakes were wide instead of long.
summary ↬ namjoon has never had a blowjob before. you’re about to change that.
pairing ↬ idol!namjoon x reader
genre ↬ smut, pwp (im not kidding there is zero plot to this), fluff, (new) established relationship
word count ↬ 2.8k
warnings ↬ swearing, oral (m receiving), face fucking, choking, reader has a painful thigh kink (don’t we all), overuse of the word thigh
authors note ↬ listen,,,,i saw that picture of namjoon in shorts (you know the one) and i just,,,lost it. also, this is my first time posting fic for bts and im shitting bricks about it so pls be nice to me!!!!! i hope you enjoy this quick (thirsty) little ode to namjoon’s thighs. pls let me know what you think!
also, the gif above haunts me. everyday. okay, enjoy.
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Description: Yoongi is one of the star players on the college basketball team. You are the head of the cheerleading squad. The pair of you would make the most beautiful (if most cliché) couple on campus, except neither of you have ever wanted anything more than the frequent, casual fuck. Yet somehow Yoongi finds his emotions straying towards dangerous territory.
Pairing: Yoongi x Female Reader
Genre: College!AU - Angst, Smut
Format: Yoongi’s POV
Word Count: 6.5k
Rating: Mature
Warnings: use of profanity; mentions of infidelity; themes of longing and jealousy; slight possessiveness; graphic sexual content [penetrative sex, oral sex, creampie]
Author’s Note: I was going to wait until Yoongi’s birthday to post this, but decided to go ahead and do it early. I got this idea in my head for a short, angst-y one-shot and just had to carry it out, even though I never planned on writing this particular sort of trope. :) I hope you enjoy, and thank you for reading! ❤
I’m fine with whatever you want, Yoongi…
There is nothing particularly eloquent or poetic about those words. In fact, they may even be considered weak and a little juvenile.
But Yoongi still committed them - in that exact order, in your exact tone of voice, with your exact inflections - to memory because that is what you had said to him just before what would become the first of a long string of “one-night stands” (i.e. just before the two of you became fuck buddies).
It’s possible that he holds that simple statement a bit too sacred. It has always been his reference and his security blanket to return to whenever he fears you might start asking more of him than he can give you - or can possibly give anyone anymore, for that matter.
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I WANT TO KISS THE PHOTOGRAPHER