Tommy Lees The Type Of Guy That When Doc McGhee Calls He Answers "whats Up, Doc?" In A Bugs Bunny Voice

LOVE LANGUAGE: VINCE NEIL

NIKKI AND TOMMYS VERSION OUT! MICK COMING SOON

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warnings: sex, lots of sex, mentions of sex, sex and alcohol.

If you were dating Vince Neil, his love language would be similar to that of Tommy, and it would be a combination of Physical Touch and Acts of Service. 

He would also be a pretty physical person, and he likes to show his affection through physical touch. 

He's also a pretty active and confrontational person a lot of the time, so he would probably respond well to things like surprises and spontaneity

sex would also 100% be another love language.. so much sex.

he also doesn't care where he touches you but most likely your boobs or ass or something.

but whenever he does he always has a stupid little smirk on his face because you're hot and he's touching you in front of a bunch of people, and because if his hand is on your back he'd remember giving you backshots..

He likes to cuddle too, like a casual loose spooning.

I don't think he'd be too much into bear hug cuddling, but he wouldn't mind his face in your boobs but just not in the way Nikki would like it (i'm sorry I just wanna fix his childhood trauma.)

things vince would do for you would be like; Paying attention to the little things in your life that matter to you (even though he might forget it when he's drunk and would shut his eyes real hard and hit the side of his head because he feels bad and wants to remember.), Doing chores that you don't like but he's fine doing, Doing things he isn't necessarily good at, but he does them just to make you happy, literally wouldn't let you spend your own money on yourself.

Hii I was just wondering if you could write dating headcanons or a fluff alphabet or something for Mick Mars

HII YES OMG THIS IS MY FIRST MICK WRITING!! SORRY TO THE PPL WHO WANTED MICK BEFORE I JUST DIDNT THINK I WAS READY GO WRITE FOR HIM YET😭 SORRY IF ITS NOT THE BEST I'LL TRY AND WRITW FOR HIM MORE IN THE FUTURE.

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warnings: mentions of sex, drinking, one cuss word, not very well written, not proof read

literally nobody knew where mick was half of the time, but they knew he was with you he always has you with him (partially because of the guys) not saying he thinks one will fuck you but hes watching out. like on the tour bus you're always sat in the back together. hes not super into PDA, not for really any specific reason. its just not his thing maybe hand holding or wrapping his arm around your waist. he'll also let you hold his arm. if he has a love language its most likely words of affirmation. hell tell you how much he love you and loves you being here with him and also tell you how pretty you are. he loves making you laugh and loves it even more when he doesn't mean to make you laugh. he'll take any affection from you but his favorite (though hed never ask for it) is also words of affirmation. hes never really believed in love after his first, so hearing that you love him and all that means a lot. he also likes when you give him massages. his back, his shoulders, his hands, neck, he loves it. this is also something he wouldn't ask for unless he really needed it. but like before they go on stage you can sit there and rub his hands and usually the guys would mention it every time. Nikki would ask for a massage and wiggle his eyebrows. and also before a show I can see you filling his water pitcher with vodka since he thinks he's convinced everyone to think its water. but I can also see you actually filling it with water and him being confused. its long. I've seen it. I haven't seen it up close but I've seen enough. probably not too kinky, maybe some warship and stuff like that. definitely into giving oral. you know how the guys said that sometimes he'd be late to photo shoots and his lipstick would be smeared? that's because of you. I dont really see mick being one to fight, like I don't really see him putting up a fight anyway. thats a fact though he doesn't want to fight with anybody. hes tired and he loves you. if you're really angry at him and you're yelling, he'll leave on his own to give you some space, then he'd come back and ask if you wanna talk about it or if you'll yell at him more. if he's ever one to start a fight he probably wouldn't mean it, maybe he's really drunk and wants to be alone or hes just in a lot of pain and lashes out. but that doesn't happen too much because you often make him feel better before it gets too bad. over all mick is a sweet, funny guy who just really loves you to the moon and back. he wants peace and a good time.

DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHO YNGWIE MALMSTEEN IS ANYMORE??😭 SHOULD I DO HIM X READER??

(I WILL START WRITING AGAIN SOON)

JUST DANCE BY LADY GAGA IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT DATING/ PARTYING WITH MOTLEY CRUE IS LIKE

|DATING MICHAEL MONROE|

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN SO LONG AND I DONT KNOW HOW MANY MORE “writings coming soon” I CAN GET AWAY WITH LMAOO IM SORRY💔

ONCE AGAIN WRITING FOR SOMEONE NEW. I NEVER SEE ANY FICS OF HANOI ROCKS. I'LL PROBABLY DO A PART 2 WITH MORE DETAILS BC I THINK MICHAEL WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BOYFRIEND AND HES SO SWEET. MAYBE NSFW AT SOME POINT..

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warnings: alcohol, drugs, razzles death, and cuteness.

Definitely calls you “love”, “my love” maybe “lovie”, “sweetheart” sometimes “baby” or maybe like a little inside joke name thats still cute.

so he wrote a little bit of the songs but Andy wrote most of them because he thought he wrote better stuff, but I feel like Michael would write a line in a song about you.

but like something funny like how you put your jacket on wrong onetime or something like that.

if andy didn't like it Michael would say he wouldn't do the song unless this one line was in there

HE FIGHTS FOR YOU❤❤

your number one supporter and the spirit of a hyper puppy who loves affection can be a lot and most can't keep up with him but you can and he loves it, so he's very patient with you.also super forgiving (obviously.. cough. vince.) 

honestly I think it would take a lot for him to actually be upset or mad at you.

actually if anything I think he gets more upset and rarely madlike, he wouldn't be upset if you forgot that you had reservations at a restaurant.

it'd but him out a little but you can make it up by hanging out at home or something.

but he would have to trust you a lot to not walk all over him because he knows hes so forgiving and sweet.

he knows hes a gem lol

he loves that you don't mind that he's so flamboyant and flashy and stuff or that you don't comment on his weight.

I remember him saying in an interview he actually kinda liked when people would point out that he was so skinny because he got to be all like “oh yeah? you got a problem with me being so skinny?”

but he gets it if you're concerned about him. I think he worked out.

lots of sas. and attitude. 

he thanks you for putting up with his sas and stuff because he doesn't really realize he has a smart mouth sometimes.

that and also his body movements. hes a diva.

you probably have sas-offs.

you two just sit there and have your hands on your hips and moving around pretty much going back and forth. he always ends up winning because hes so quick with what to say haha.

you wanna do his makeup? yeah! he wants to do your makeup? yeah!

probably has more makeup than you.

and if you carry around a makeup bag in your purse (or like me and just has it loose in my purse) hed probably have his own makeup in there.

you know what, your purse is probably his purse too lol.

mini hairspray, if you don't have a hair tie he does.

also probably has more nail polish than you. you won't even need to buy any since he has so many colors.would definitely paint your nails while you guys have deep conversation and stuff.

gets you flowers all the time for no reason. if your sick he gets you flowers. your birthday, anniversary, you're upset, on your period, hes got flowers. the ones from last week died? he has new ones.

also writes a little card for each batch just because.

you both always have something to do and there's never a dull moment. 

he plays like 5 instruments, he'll definitely try and teach you how to play the harmonica or the piano or the saxophone. or roam around the city you're staying in.

and even if you're just at home you two will talk and talk until your mouths are tired. or if you wanna just lay there together while a movie plays, he loves that too.

he does smoke weed. he likes when you two smoke together and get high. he gets all warm inside and probably has his head on your shoulder while you pass a joint back and forth.

there's time where he won't feel like himself.

he always has makeup on because it's something for him to do but sometimes, rarely, he won't do it.

usually that's when he just doesn't wanna do anything and just be with you or someone in the band but you're his first choice.

hes appreciates when you try and make him feel better by picking out something over the top for him to wear and offer to do each others makeup and it works most of the time.

he just needed that little push.

he hates when you're not being yourself and he hopes that you'll talk about it with him because if you don't, it'll bug him the whole day while trying to get you to feel better.

communication is something he absolutely needs in a relationship.

he won't force you to talk if you say you don't wanna tell him but after a day or two he'll ask you what happened again.

Michael is more of a stay in kinda guy and doesn't like to drink or anything because he doesn't want to feel sick, but if you do then he'll stay with you the whole night and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

he'll probably suggest you get more of a fruity drink than straight liquor of anything.

if you're interested in trying a drug, he'll wanna know.

he will tell you not to if its a hard drug, but something like a psychedelic is different.

hes done speed, hash, acid, coke. if you wanted to smoke hash for the first time hed try and give you pros and cons.or if you wanted to try LSD hed tell you to be careful and hed wanna be with you incase you freak out.

he holds your hair when you're hungover and throwing up and already has medicine and water ready.

if you're dating after razzle died then you're pretty much the only thing keeping him from doing anything stupid and keeping his head level.

he knows that life will get better but he also felt like he shouldn't wait for it to get better.

he was a bit coked up after razzle died but you would stop him from doing it too much or doing it at all.

hed maybe try and shut you out but would regret it because he feels bad and doesn't know what he wants.he also broke his foot around the time razzle died so you would definitely help him with things he struggled to do especially him moving back to London.

hes not ashamed to cry in front of you and he definitely did cry to you. you both probably cried.

you helped him start his solo career and moved to New York with him.

he was excited to write songs by himself without andy taking over but he wouldn't forget to show you and ask what you thought of his songs.

he had you in the studio with him all the time.

also I'm gonna put this in because I think its cute. I think his concentrating face looks kinda serious. like, his mouth is closed and his eyebrows are furrowed and maybe tilts his head to the side. idk, he probably looks like that when he's trying to roll a joint

stop i’m giggling at the caseoh video omg - 🩷 anon

I FEEL FAMOUS NOW. BTW DO NOT WORRY MY PEOPLE I AM GOING TO WRITE THE MICK MARS LOVE LANGUAGE THING EVEN THOUGH I SAID ITD BE OUT SOON FOR LIKE A MONTH..

KIRK HAMMETT🥰🥰🥰 AND KITTYS

(ignore the quality💀)

ILL TAKE THE HONOR OF BEING THE PINK HEART ANON ILYSM OMG - 🩷

YES YES YESS 🩷 ANON YIPPIEEE ILY2

FETUS SIXX

HE WAS JUST A LITTLE BABY LIKE US😭😭

Hiiiii I was wondering if you could make a fan fiction about Vince becoming a dad or tommy or Nikki thank you!!

UGH IT FEELS SO GOOD TO WRIGHT AGAIN ITA BEEN SO LONG THAT TUMBLR STARTED BRINGING OUT THE 0.5 NOTE THING ON MY ACTIVITY. ALSO I DIDNT DO VINCE IM SORRY BUT I HAD ANOTHER REQ ASKING FOR NIKKI AS A DAD SO I DID NIKKI AND TOMMY. ALSO GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH NIKKI MB

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warnings: drugs, alcohol, mention of miscarriage, cursing, insecurity, smoking (reader, only once. it was common for pregnant women to smoke in the 80s) not proof read

so I usually write for 84-86 motley (cuz thats my favorite🤭) I was tempted to do both 84 and 90s but maybe in like 5 months LMAOO

Nikki

now in the days where Motley was on top of the world and you were his girlfriend (long term or not) and he really liked you, probably really loved you even.

there was really no good time to tell him you were pregnant, you're with him all the time, but you're also with his band all the time.

and with the guys he's drinking, doing drugs, there's chicks everywhere, you know how it is.

nikki doesn't smoke but he drinks, and when he noticed you stopped smoking suddenly (though you admit to smoking once or twice in the few weeks after finding out)

you tried to smoke, you saw pregnant women smoke all the time but when you tried it made your stomach hurt and made you wanna throw up

 but when you also denied his offer to share a bottle with him, he got curious.

“you quit smoking or something?” “I guess.” “..why?” “just don't feel like smoking.”

now when you eventually told him you were a couple weeks in, still in your first trimester and you knew miscarriage was possible but wasn't too educated on it.

you told him at a party. whatever or whoever's party, it didn't matter, Nikki was wild, you didn't feel good and you just wanted him.

you would try and pull him aside but bed probably get a little annoyed, and when you finally got him hed probably do that asshole thing people do and go like “what? you have all my attention now, what do you need? hm?”

your hormones are crazy, you'll get upset and tell him your pregnant and apologize, and he's looking at you like he lagged, he didn't move lol

now he feels bad for doing this, but hed probably walk away, not because you're pregnant but he needed another drink and to think.

you probably went home and he got home earlier than he would’ve and went to find you and talk to you.

he was a little upset you didn't tell him sooner and did eventually apologize for walking off.

and he really didn't know what to do and didn't think too far ahead until he knew if you guys were gonna keep it.

you wanted to keep it? he didn't say no but was tempted to try and talk you out of it but didn't, but there was a lot of “are you sure?”

best believe he told his grandparents nona and tom right away

during the pregnancy he kept you everywhere, shows, parties, everywhere

He was nervous and excited but really emotional.

hes always wanted to be a dad deep down, and now he was getting the chance to be in a child's life, even if he knew he wouldn't be perfect he wanted to at least be there and try unlike his own.

you guys probably lived in van nuys at the time, he tried to baby proof everything like a week before you're due but he was in the zone lmao

probably even tried to cover the windows with cardboard or something but that's just because of drugs. He took the cardboard down.

while in labor, you're freaking out, hes freaking out, you're angry because you should be the one freaking out, hes freaking out because hes not supposed to be freaking out but he is and you're mad and hes gonna be a dad.

and right when the baby's almost out and you're crushing his hand, Tommy and Vince just started pounding on the door since the nurse's wouldn't let them in and you couldn't make out what they were saying but you didn't care, you hated everybody right now.

boom, baby was born and he stopped freaking out, the nurses took him for an examination and he stayed right next to you but was always looking at the baby.

he cried a little and wasn't ashamed.

hed wipe you off and tell you you did a good job.

when he finally got to hold the baby the nurses had to show him how to hold it a couple times before actually letting him.

he was so stiff and the baby was so small and he didn't know what to do besides slightly bouncing the baby in his arms even though it wasn't crying that much, it felt like it was just him and the baby in the room, looking down at his green eyes and could already tell it had your lips.

he's smiling and slowly walks over to you so you both could be with the baby.

nikkis a happy man and not a perfect dad but he tries harder than ever.

(obviously he made tommy, Vince and mick the baby's Godfathers and you had some of your friends the Godmothers.)

Tommy

tommys fallen in love with a lot of girls, but you've been his longest girlfriend and swears you're the one.

Of course he wants you to have his babies.

hes talked about it with you and also about marriage and your guys future together with like 5 kids in a big ol house.

hes great with kids. loves them.

even when he was just a kid he loved kids

I wouldn't say he poked holes in the condoms or anything, but he definitely wouldn't mind if one broke, all in his head of course, he wouldn't do it on purpose.

but when he woke up to you straddling him and held up a thin white stick with a blue tip and a big smile on your face, he was confused and didn't get it yet.

but when he squinted at it and remembered seeing one of those at a convenience store for condoms, he looked up at you more awake and sat up and took it from you to look at it.

“are you fucking kidding me?”

you shook your head no and he wrapped his arms around you and kissed all over your face and neck and chest.

hes a happy boy.

“no way baby, these are gonna get so huge! thats gonna be crazy!”

hed say and grab your boobs and then your stomach.

“and this too! but in a good way- the best way!”

and he'd scramble out of bed to find a bag to put the stick in and ramble about how he's gonna make a scrapbook.

hes calling his mom 100%

she's just as excited and you can hear her yelling in Greek and Tommy would have to pull the phone away from his ear.

huge baby showers, alcohol in baby bottles is a must (he was tempted to do something with coke as baby powder but went against it. he wasn't gonna get high at his baby shower, he was high on love and happiness)

you weren't gonna lift a finger the whole pregnancy even if you aren't even showing yet.

 you want a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? he's bringing everything to the couch for you and making it, he'll even try it with you.

perfectly capable of showering by yourself? not on his watch.

you wanna watch Sophies choice again? he'll tell you to be careful because you'll make the baby depressed (he also doesn't wanna watch it again)

if you're feeling insecure, hes your hype man even before you were pregnant. He'll probably buy lingerie for you and have you give him a fashion show, and he's shouting and clapping even though its midnight and its only you two. (three)

payed people to make a nursery so you wouldn't have to wory about it and he could be with you, but you both would spend all this time picking the wall paper, what color wood, what crib, etc.

throughout the pregnancy hes kissing your stomach, gets caught trying to play your boobs like bongos, picking everything up for you, gets you a pool floaty so you can lay on your stomach.

also cooks all this Greek food to see if you would like it.

also 100% takes turns with the guys playing songs on a Walkman and putting the headphones on your stomach, mick thinks its so silly and plays dirty songs.

tommy would have zero nervousness until your in the hospital. 

you're having contractions and he's trying to time them “1, 2, 3- wait wait wait” and doesn't know what he's doing.

lowkey the nurses ask him to just sit and wait lmao

he had everybody there, his parents, his sister, the band if they could make it and even called your family for you.

he feels bad because you're scared then two seconds later you're a demon and he looks like a kicked puppy when you yell at him because he's just as scared.

while you're giving birth his hands are on you and he fights the urge to pull his hand away because you're squeezing so hard, probably going “come on, come on! almost, baby!” all while trying to look at the action going on down there.

when the baby was born and they put it on your chest hes in awe, his hands on his head and leaning over you to see the baby, then he's going and thanking the doctors and the nurses trying to hug them.

he was so happy and nervous when he got to cut the cord, looking down at the baby and going “this is crazy, dude.” talking to both him and the baby

when the baby is a little older and its been home for a while, Tommy would not put that baby down.

the baby's on his lap and hes moving its its little arms with its balled up fists and making hes making little drum sounds like it was playing drums

hes definitely the one to get up when the baby cries at night but then it turns to rock paper scissors and making chore exchanges.

I see tommy being a girl dad, but would probably freak out and think about all those groupies hes been with and go “holy shit, I did that to someone's daughter”

if you had a son and its a little older like a toddler hed make a little fort with the couch cushions and a blanket, and when you try and join tommy goes “no mommies allowed!” followed with little giggles, Tommy and the son have a little meeting and eventually settled on a password for you to guess and then you can come in.