The Spirit Is Willing, But The Flesh Would Like Just A Quick Break Please, Just Really Quick, Just Like

quick question. ik bigger blogs have asked this but this isnt for the major populous, this is for my followers cus theyre the only ones who might care idk

also answer if theres any you absolutely dont like to read

Yeah I’m sure sex is cool and all but have you tried watching someone else’s favorite movie with them. Have you noticed them sneaking glances at you every few minutes so they can see your reactions. Have you felt them grab your hand in the middle of a scene and braced yourself because oh, something big’s about to happen on screen. Have you tried turning to them right after the big plot twist because oh my god, just for them to give you a look that says I know, right? Have you tried laying on the couch for hours after the credits roll, going through every scene together with a fine tooth comb. Have you tried watching the sparkle in their eyes as they go on and on about metaphors, and focal points, and genre bending masterpieces.

Like blowjobs sound so awesome bro they sound so great, but have you tried the intoxicating experience of someone handing you a piece of media that irrevocably changed them as a person. Have you felt the utter joy of knowing someone trusts you enough to hand you a piece of their heart. Sex is cool but you gotta try watching Perfect Blue with the person you love most in the world and losing your goddamn minds together, because I can promise you there’s nothing like it.

You’re not overstepping at all! I’d love to hear your routine if you’re comfortable sharing :) plus I could definitely use more flexibility lol

Really wish all the “low impact” exercise routines I find weren’t hyper focused on like squats and lunges and shit. Like bro, my knees DO NOT WORK. They simply do not function properly. If I do 15 squats today I’m not going to be able to walk properly for literal days.

…….but like I’m so tired and I NEED to work out to help with my fatigue, and I don’t have the attention span for yoga right now. So I do the five bajillion squats anyway.

And I’m stupid so I forget that that’s a bad idea, so when I’m in an incredible amount of pain just walking up and down the stairs for the rest of the week, I’ll be like

Diary comic #3 - 8.26.22

Finally a three sentence horror story I can relate to

Guess who had a flare-up but is feeling a bit better now.

THIS GUY

Do I find Tumblr’s UI to be ridiculously frustrating and confusing? Yes. Have I had multiple crashes and over a dozen glitches since I redownloaded this app today? Yes. But do I want to watch Ryan and Shane talk about poor little meow meows or sexy horror movie villains or whatever the fuck? Yes, yes I do.

In high school I had this like 7 hour long study playlist. It was like 99% lofi and instrumental stuff. But the VERY LAST song was “the rumbling” from attack on titan. Because I always listened to it on shuffle, and I liked the idea of future me being like 2 hours into writing an essay, jamming out to the stardew valley soundtrack, and then out of nowhere “RUMBLING, RUMBLING—“

Y’ALL MY PARTNER AND I WENT TO AN ANTIQUE STORE TODAY AND LOOK

LOOK AT HER.

SHE’S SO SLAY

Totally normal warmup sketch that’s normal and cool and not weird at all

Out of my ADHD medication rn and I’m trying to work and oh my god this is impossible. I feel like the gummy bears from that fucking 2000s song are having a party in my skull and they’re using my grey matter as a bean bag chair and they keep pouring Hennessy shots into my brain wrinkles