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literally me @ my prof right now

This stay my struggle

when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

Fucking yes!

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

This is so true and really sad things like this really can mess with someones self-esteem.

Watch: That second to last GIF really gets at the root of sexual racism — and how to solve it.

I'm fucking dead this gave me so much life I can't even.😂

These kind of people are hard to find.

@euphoricmemory

I am still swooning over this canon couple. If Korra were to realize her dawning bisexuality, this is how it would look like in an alternate universe. And Asami being smooth af lol

This gives me life.😂

Patreon Request: Groudon vs Kyogre

The requester wanted me to voice this great Pokemon comic.

Original comic by protocol00

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I swear Jake Bass gives me life😂😍.

Jake Bass and Max Ryder on #Tofu

This really speaks to the soul.

Love has no labels

Video - Via Siz iOS app

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

That 70’s Show.

I feel this quote on so many levels

(via floreali)

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

I fucking cant XD

So I was talking to my parents at the beginning of break

Mom: You're still playing that Skyrim game?

Me: Hey, I'm taking advantage of winter break. Besides, this is a cool game. Like, I can kill dragons, do magic, get married, join factions-

Dad: *from across the room* Get married?

Me: Yeah. And buy houses, too. I can even marry a woman. Like, I could marry my housecarl if I wanted.

Mom: Your what?

Me: Lydia. My housecarl.

Dad: Which is...?

Me: Um, she fights with me, carries my stuff-

Mom: So she's a slave?

Me: ...

Me: No.

Mom: She sounds like a slave.

Dad: What's this about you marrying a slave?

Mom: She's really a slave, right?

Me:

Mom: It seems like a failure of ethics to force your slave to marry you.

Me: But I'm not forcing her to marry me! Once I put on the Amulet of Mara she gets interested in me all on her own!

Dad: So, what, you're not attractive until you put on a fancy-dancy necklace and then force your slave to marry you?

Dad: We've raised her wrong. Keeping a slave, making her do all the dirty work, and then forcing her to get married? Incredible.

Dad: And I suppose then you force her to live with you, too.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fine, then, I'll marry Aela.

Mom: Who's Aela? Another slave?

Me: No, a werewolf. A Companion.

Dad: *throws magazine onto floor* BESTIALITY?

Mom: You're going to marry a wolf? You gonna enslave her too?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: So can I go back to campus now, or do I have to live with this for the next forever and a half?

Dad:

Mom:

Dad:

Mom: *walking into the kitchen with her hands on her head* We've raised a lesbian slave-owner who regularly commits bestiality.

Dad: She's your daughter.

lol oh god more like fallen angel

I fucking can't this just made my day in so many ways

this is my favorite thing in the world

LOL only Toph

The Legend of Toph Beifong.

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That's really fucking cute tbh lol

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This is what I call the perfect nap <3

Car Collision

I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one ARE you then?” That’s how the fight started.

I can't even I'm so overwhelmed.

@the_ryan_kelley: ”** Warning ** babies everywhere!!!!” [Source: Twitter]

Teen Wolf AU - Social Media

The one where when Stiles is off at college, the Sheriff station gets a new deputy, who the Sheriff is desperately trying to set up with his son. 

oh ma gawd I need this in ma lifeDX

Gasp enough said