50shades-of-truth - Keeping It Real...

Favorite character: *appears*

Me: hoLY-

Me: *strangled screaming*

Me: *pounds fist on table*

Me: do yOU SEE MY CHILD

Me: THAT IS MY BABY

Me: *more screaming*

I think I just died.🙈👀❤

anyway!!!! allow me to present michael ealy as clark kent:

he’s got the baby blues:

he’s got the great smile:

he’s a dork:

here he is in glasses:

pls imagine this face directed at lois lane:

and this one:

he can do serious too:

look at him:

these gifs:

and finally:

michael ealy as clark kent 2k17

The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.

Maya Angelou  (via wordsnquotes)

LOL only Toph

The Legend of Toph Beifong.

me: i love minding my own Business !

something: happens

me:

When someone you don’t like talks to you

When someone you like starts talking to you

me carefully reminding karma of the people she needs to take care of 

So I was talking to my parents at the beginning of break

Mom: You're still playing that Skyrim game?

Me: Hey, I'm taking advantage of winter break. Besides, this is a cool game. Like, I can kill dragons, do magic, get married, join factions-

Dad: *from across the room* Get married?

Me: Yeah. And buy houses, too. I can even marry a woman. Like, I could marry my housecarl if I wanted.

Mom: Your what?

Me: Lydia. My housecarl.

Dad: Which is...?

Me: Um, she fights with me, carries my stuff-

Mom: So she's a slave?

Me: ...

Me: No.

Mom: She sounds like a slave.

Dad: What's this about you marrying a slave?

Mom: She's really a slave, right?

Me:

Mom: It seems like a failure of ethics to force your slave to marry you.

Me: But I'm not forcing her to marry me! Once I put on the Amulet of Mara she gets interested in me all on her own!

Dad: So, what, you're not attractive until you put on a fancy-dancy necklace and then force your slave to marry you?

Dad: We've raised her wrong. Keeping a slave, making her do all the dirty work, and then forcing her to get married? Incredible.

Dad: And I suppose then you force her to live with you, too.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fine, then, I'll marry Aela.

Mom: Who's Aela? Another slave?

Me: No, a werewolf. A Companion.

Dad: *throws magazine onto floor* BESTIALITY?

Mom: You're going to marry a wolf? You gonna enslave her too?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: So can I go back to campus now, or do I have to live with this for the next forever and a half?

Dad:

Mom:

Dad:

Mom: *walking into the kitchen with her hands on her head* We've raised a lesbian slave-owner who regularly commits bestiality.

Dad: She's your daughter.