(Fyi Tim Became Robin By Being Dick Grayson’s Nr.1 Fan, He Has Been Stalking First Dick And Bruce And

Alternately:

Tonsils (they have a tendency to constantly get infected and then they have to get removed)

Tailbone (we don’t even have tails anymore and it’s so bad that it probably gets in the way of us shiting)

Spleen (literally just a sack of blood and it gave my uncle cancer when he was a teenager)

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

How Batman should die

Bruce Wayne attends a Gala. A previous Employee hijacks the event with goons

Bruce has hit the panic button. He came alone cause he got in an argument with some of them and the rest are busy.

Dick and Damian are rushing to the event. With others following suit when they can.

Hijacker asks if he has any last words.

He pulls out his pocket watch. Looks at it and smiles. Then he stares down the employee. Looks him in the eyes, knowing he can’t fight back just because of how many hired guns there are. They said if he tries to others will be shot. He dies or his kids arrive. Either or.

The guy raises his gun and fires while the others are five minutes out.

They arrive. The hijackers and goons are gone. Bruce Wayne is dead and cops are on the way

Later after his body had been processed Gordon returns the watch to Dick. He opens it and it’s a picture of everyone.

He wanted to see his kids one last time before he joined his parents

I hate when people lose something and then when they finally find it they say “It’s always in the last place you look.”

Like??? Yes, of course it is?? You don’t keep looking for something after you’ve already found it, right???

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

Obsessed with Bubbles (Argentina)

PLZ REBLOG

I just came from the video to find the original post lol

Also wtf is this man there’s apparently an entire community on tiktok that’s seen my post but I can’t even interact with them because I DIDNT POST IT I WAS ROBBED LMAOO

Reposting this with some more of them:

7. Lyall left a few months after he was bitten and Hope (his mom) has done her absolute best to raise him.

8. He went to muggle school until he started hogwarts, but never really made any friends.

9. He always went up to the astronomy tower when he was sad and a lot of the time Regulus would be there too, they’d just sit there in silence for hours at a time.

My Remus Lupin headcanons:

1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.

1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).

2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).

3. WOLFSTAR!

4. He’s a bi disaster.

5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.

5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.

6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.

Jason: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a damn about anybody.

Damian: If you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Tim, very tired: …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?