Hades Explaining That He’s The God Of The Dead, Not The God Of Death

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

Don’t just leave this in the tags.

Also considering Jason grew up poor what if:

Jason: You know, I didn’t even know that shirts without blood stains or bullet holes existed until I was like seven, lol.

Tim, *horrified in grew up rich*: HUH?!

Jason: Hey I saw this shirt in a thrift shop and thought you'd like it.

Tim: There are bullet holes in it.

Jason: It's Gotham, just be grateful I got the bloodstains out.

The Robins(and 1 signal) + The Onion/Reductress headlines

Things that have slightly similar flavors, mostly when chewed on:

Recently hair conditioned hair.

Chlorine/whatever else is in pool water, but specifically when you chew/suck on something that’s soaked in it like for example: your hair, your shirt, your swimming clothes, a pool noodle and the foam ribbons on those toys you dive after that are meant to make it easier to grab them. (This can however be notably sweeter than a seatbelt depending on the soaked object.)

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

Cass could be both a hades child and a hunter

okay let’s talk about the bats as pjo kids because i have so many thoughts

bruce - hades kid. or honestly, just hades.

dick - apollo kid. no arguments. this boy is a circus kid, probably a theatre kid, and you expect me to not think he’s an apollo kid?

jason - ik a lot of people say ares kid but i strongly believe he’s a hephaestus kid.

tim- athena kid. idk it just fits.

damian - also an athena kid, and he would hate that he and tim share that.

steph - low key, can’t decide on one for her. she gives aphrodite kid vibes, but i’m not sure.

cass - hunter of artemis or hades kid.

duke - apollo kid, i think.

babs - i can’t decide for her either, maybe athena kid.

bonus: our fav gingers

roy - ares kid. 1000%

wally - strong hermes kid vibes.

kori - aphrodite kid. i think that fits well, but my mind can be changed.

bonus bonus: who some of them kin

jason - i think he’s a percy jackson kinnie *insert percy’s i’m not a god monologue*

wally - leo valdez. like these two have such similar vibes in my head. it’s the crippling adhd.

tim - annabeth. this boy is an annabeth chase kinnie and i know it.

How Batman should die

Bruce Wayne attends a Gala. A previous Employee hijacks the event with goons

Bruce has hit the panic button. He came alone cause he got in an argument with some of them and the rest are busy.

Dick and Damian are rushing to the event. With others following suit when they can.

Hijacker asks if he has any last words.

He pulls out his pocket watch. Looks at it and smiles. Then he stares down the employee. Looks him in the eyes, knowing he can’t fight back just because of how many hired guns there are. They said if he tries to others will be shot. He dies or his kids arrive. Either or.

The guy raises his gun and fires while the others are five minutes out.

They arrive. The hijackers and goons are gone. Bruce Wayne is dead and cops are on the way

Later after his body had been processed Gordon returns the watch to Dick. He opens it and it’s a picture of everyone.

He wanted to see his kids one last time before he joined his parents

If Stucky during CA:TWS was a song it would be Järnspöken by kent.

And here’s a comprehensive list of why I think so:

1. Järnspöken literally translates to The Iron Ghost(s) which works because Bucky has a metal arm and Steve thinks he’s dead (Bucky is the iron ghost).

2. The whole song has a theme of coming back to the place you used to call home, only to find that it’s changed while you were gone.

3. Some of the lyrics literally translate to:

“I don’t remember why, but maybe that’s the reason why I remember it so clearly.

Your big eyes, your brown hands, your sharp knees.”

4. Some other lyrics translate to:

“Someone’s laying in the grass with frosted over clothes, so still and white.

And the blue lights are blinking, imagine what you could do with a small knife.

And I don’t know why but I always return to this place.

It must’ve been something we did, something we said here that changed my life.”

5. The last two lyrics translate to:

Was it you I saw, like a shadow from my dreams?

Was it you I saw, you I swore to never forget?

Was it you I saw, like a ghost out of dead dreams?

Was it you I saw, did I finally manage to forget?”

This is exactly what I think happened after Regulus survived his scuba diving adventure, either because:

A) Sirius found out about it and scubad after him.

B) Kreacher teleported Reggie to Sirius/Wolfstars apartment.

Regardless of which one happened, an ambulance was probably called immediately cuz the DE’s won’t ever even think to look in the ICU of a random muggle hospital.

Does anyone else listen to music that you used to listen to all the time as a very small child but haven’t heard it in years and as soon as the instrumental starts it’s like you suddenly can’t breathe, or is that just me?