Worms, Man. Worms. They’re In The Dirt, Wriggling Around, Squirming Like Little Pink Veins That God
Worms, man. Worms. They’re in the dirt, wriggling around, squirming like little pink veins that God threw out of his own body. Ever watch a worm just… squirm? It doesn’t even care what direction it’s going, just pushing through mud and filth, like it knows a secret. They live in the ground, but are they even alive? I swear to God, you cut one in half, and it just… keeps going, like two little worms now. Why? Who told them they could do that? Why don’t they die like the rest of us?
But no—no, listen—then there’s these Skibidi toilets. Skibidi toilets! Ever heard of 'em? No, no, not like a regular toilet; these things—they got faces, they sing, they look at you. It’s like they’re alive. They stare at you from the corner of the bathroom, like they’re watching while you’re trying to take a dump. They sing, like, Skibidi bop bop YES YES YES, and they won’t stop. They can’t stop. You think you’re alone, but they’re right there. Looking. Singing. Skibidi, skibidi, over and over. Why won’t they stop? I can hear them in my head sometimes, late at night. Just the toilets singing, and the worms… squirming.
AHHHHHHHHH! WHY? Why do we have worms in the ground and toilets with faces? It’s like, I’m sitting here, right, in the alley, thinking I’m just gonna enjoy my night, maybe find some food, but then the worms start whispering to me. Little voices in the dirt, telling me to dig, dig, dig. I’m a worm. We’re all worms. Just wriggling in the mud, eating garbage, waiting to get eaten by a bird or something. And then I hear it, Skibidi skibidi YES YES, the toilets calling me, calling us all to join them.
You ever think about it, man? How we’re all just like worms, digging around in our own filth, but now, the toilets—they’re coming to life! You see a Skibidi toilet and you think it’s funny, you think it’s just a meme, but no! Those things are watching us. They’re watching us like the government or God or—I don’t know. But they’re out there, waiting. Skibidi skibidi bop bop, and we’re all gonna be sucked in, sucked in like we’re flushed down the pipes, flushed right down into the sewers. The sewers! Where the worms live, in the dark, where you can’t see them, but they’re everywhere.
Why won’t they leave me alone? Why won’t the worms leave my skin, crawling in my mind, and why won’t the toilets stop singing?
I have three words for you: your just delusional.
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To be honest, I've never expected this to turn out.. Gloomy, for a reason. Poor Herr Wilhelm, he's in one of our base for now.
Okay, now I've got some names from my friend's help. Let's see if it can fit for your o.W.n oc.. (they're all german names by the way)
1. Wilhelm
2. Kaspar
3. Reinhard
4. Hildegard
5. Dietrich
6. Kordula
7. Gisela
8. Lorelei
9. Ilse
10. Helmuth
You can pick one of the names you like, if you don't like any of them. I can change it to a different name that may fit the oc well.. And also, I don't know your oc's gender so my bad..
From: restless german anon
Here he is~
Meet Wilhelm!
His teeth... idk why. But I like it how people draw villains' teeth.
Backstory:
But he was a Medic in a team. But something during a battle at the Nucleus VSH Map something blew up, and the roof collapsed. The Wilhelm's and the enemies team managed to escape, but he unfortunately didn't, and his teammates all thought he was gone. And he was stuck there for a really long time, which the toxic air caused him to go insane and made him have an imaginary "friend". He is also able to have extra boosts. Like he can run faster, climb on walls and hills like an animal, and also bend his body very easily.
Until...
He was found by certain Medic...
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No, get out.
Meow
Get back into your cage.
Wohhh.... Another medic... I keep seeing different versions of !y teammates it's hard to keep up... Hi I'm Newbie from RED, nice to meet you :3 (- @mikupizzetto)
Ah, hallo. Freut mich auch, Another new individual from the red teams, I understand but it's best to try and keep yourself aware for any reasons when it comes to meeting other teams or medics. Sometimes one of them gets toxic so i'm telling you this to stay safe, junge. It's nice meeting another new people After all. Oh, and also take it easy on yourself, junge. Hopefully next time you'll take a break or something before you continue what your doing, good luck and auf wiedersehen.
Im not gonna force you to be quiet, but. How about I give you something sweet to cheer you Up? Jüngling?
Meow
Get back into your cage.
Looks like pyro really did used my phone after i took away his yesterday, that's why i thought I heard something buzzing on pyro's dorm.. Well, i don't wanna scold him again. Don't wanna hurt their feelings like what scout did last morning.. Glad i was told they've met a new friend, and that friend is.. THAT Friend..
Okay fine, i'll allow you to have just a few. We'll get others out, or maybe a shelter for their place to stay.
Omg!! D: There's a lot of cats outside of Mr. Medic's office!! :O I wonder where are they coming from and how did they all get here!! >_<
Don't send me this image again, I'm scared of that look
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
When it comes to new years, I hate it. My teams are lighting the firecrackers and shooting their damn weapons up in the sky when it hasn't even been 12 o'clock in the night, regarding with scout and soldier somehow got a radio out of nowhere and started playing loud music is Irritatingly an ear bleeding activity from these two Dummköpfe, Pardon me, but I dislike new years. (And these two who sometimes bother me everytime, especially at the early morning)
Im gonna shove something that's close to you up your genital if you keep doing this.
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Go away, bitte. I don't know what you want from me
Can anyone give me an example on how to turn everything off from my notification, It keeps bothering me a lot and im trying to figure out how to silence all instead of always lowering the volume of this phone?
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