WAS!?? PYRO, WHO, WHEN, WHY AND HOW DID YOU FOUND ME THIS QUICK??? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TRY TO FIND

Hi medic I just wanted to yap that I low-key think of you as my Kai cenat but I don't wanna make you feel hawk tuah yknow I've just been so beta for almost all my fanum tax, so I was wondering, Maybe you'd rizz to skibidi me? It's just like my own kai cenat isn't in the skibidi-verse often, and I feel so beta all the time... So maybe you'd like to fill that hole in my gyatt???

(- @mikupizzetto )

... Nein..

Are you the thing who dropped drum sticks into my office?

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

Nevermind, it worsened.

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I'm feeling a bit better, but my jaws hurt somehow. I still need to take a break though, and i have to get this checked up. It hurts than just feeling sick.

I was just joking relax, i'm actually gonna send the butter where your standing, Mein gott.

Do u have a stick of butter

Was? Well. Maybe you can ask pyro? I don't think i have anything to do with a stick of butter if i have one. Was do you wanna do with it though?

Worms, man. Worms. They’re in the dirt, wriggling around, squirming like little pink veins that God threw out of his own body. Ever watch a worm just… squirm? It doesn’t even care what direction it’s going, just pushing through mud and filth, like it knows a secret. They live in the ground, but are they even alive? I swear to God, you cut one in half, and it just… keeps going, like two little worms now. Why? Who told them they could do that? Why don’t they die like the rest of us?

But no—no, listen—then there’s these Skibidi toilets. Skibidi toilets! Ever heard of 'em? No, no, not like a regular toilet; these things—they got faces, they sing, they look at you. It’s like they’re alive. They stare at you from the corner of the bathroom, like they’re watching while you’re trying to take a dump. They sing, like, Skibidi bop bop YES YES YES, and they won’t stop. They can’t stop. You think you’re alone, but they’re right there. Looking. Singing. Skibidi, skibidi, over and over. Why won’t they stop? I can hear them in my head sometimes, late at night. Just the toilets singing, and the worms… squirming.

AHHHHHHHHH! WHY? Why do we have worms in the ground and toilets with faces? It’s like, I’m sitting here, right, in the alley, thinking I’m just gonna enjoy my night, maybe find some food, but then the worms start whispering to me. Little voices in the dirt, telling me to dig, dig, dig. I’m a worm. We’re all worms. Just wriggling in the mud, eating garbage, waiting to get eaten by a bird or something. And then I hear it, Skibidi skibidi YES YES, the toilets calling me, calling us all to join them.

You ever think about it, man? How we’re all just like worms, digging around in our own filth, but now, the toilets—they’re coming to life! You see a Skibidi toilet and you think it’s funny, you think it’s just a meme, but no! Those things are watching us. They’re watching us like the government or God or—I don’t know. But they’re out there, waiting. Skibidi skibidi bop bop, and we’re all gonna be sucked in, sucked in like we’re flushed down the pipes, flushed right down into the sewers. The sewers! Where the worms live, in the dark, where you can’t see them, but they’re everywhere.

Why won’t they leave me alone? Why won’t the worms leave my skin, crawling in my mind, and why won’t the toilets stop singing?

I have three words for you: your just delusional.

Well, why don't you go ask someone instead of wasting my time? I'm extremely busy gaining my community up, and I'm dealing with my team's mess. Will you? Junge?

please tellme why his dogs are out

Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.

Your gonna hurt yourself, furthermore, your gonna get in trouble too.

Okay, now I've got some names from my friend's help. Let's see if it can fit for your o.W.n oc.. (they're all german names by the way)

1. Wilhelm

2. Kaspar

3. Reinhard

4. Hildegard

5. Dietrich

6. Kordula

7. Gisela

8. Lorelei

9. Ilse

10. Helmuth

You can pick one of the names you like, if you don't like any of them. I can change it to a different name that may fit the oc well.. And also, I don't know your oc's gender so my bad..

From: restless german anon

Here he is~

Meet Wilhelm!

His teeth... idk why. But I like it how people draw villains' teeth.

Backstory:

But he was a Medic in a team. But something during a battle at the Nucleus VSH Map something blew up, and the roof collapsed. The Wilhelm's and the enemies team managed to escape, but he unfortunately didn't, and his teammates all thought he was gone. And he was stuck there for a really long time, which the toxic air caused him to go insane and made him have an imaginary "friend". He is also able to have extra boosts. Like he can run faster, climb on walls and hills like an animal, and also bend his body very easily.

Until...

He was found by certain Medic...

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Yes, everything's fine. They're not suffering, I promise.

Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.

Wilhelm: Boss....

My apologies if i haven't been talking for a while, you know. Stress got the better of me for a reason, aber anyway. Was do you want?

Nein, I want you to suffer more.

Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.