Neil Gaiman Really Said, Friends To Lovers, Slow Burn, 300,000 Words, Incomplete

I’m afraid Phil is so frail He won’t make it through child birth. Then that leaves Dan with the Phaby all alone and I think we know how that’ll end up judging by the video He did with Louise! 😅

crowley & love in good omens 2

⚠️ SPOILERS BELOW FOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 ⚠️

so we already know that Crowley has seemingly gotten his ideas of how love with humans "works" from rom-coms, with his "sudden downpour" and "they realize they were meant for each other," whereas Aziraphale references romance novels with the formal dancing and realizing they're "deeply in love."

we saw the "rain" both in season 1 AND 2 when Crowley and Aziraphale shelter under each other's wing in each opening scene. and they dance during the party in the bookstore.

BUT earlier in season 2, after the coffeeshop scene where A and C originally brainstorm how to make Maggie and Nina fall in love, Crowley mentions in the shop that once they have a "fabulous kiss" that'll work it all out.

so we have not one, but TWO scenes of sheltering in the rain, but it doesn't get them together. they dance, but they still don't get together. that leaves (in Crowley's mind, I think) one thing to finally convince people that they love each other: a kiss.

in his desperation for Aziraphale to not go to Heaven with Metatron, what does he do? he kisses him. it's his last-ditch attempt, his "if all else fails," but it still doesn't work. he's tried everything he knows and Aziraphale still leaves. and I think that hurts him just as much as A actually leaving, because maybe he thinks he really doesn't understand love at all.

I apologize for that. anyone have any thoughts on this painful headcanon? or am I way off here...

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

THIS WAS SO CUTE

i wrote another 2009 fic

girl i think i have a disease anyway. dnp first kiss. go read :)

"if we didn't have a chance of winning, they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop us"

dan howell you make fighting to survive and be heard against all odds seem worth it in the worst, darkest of times

and it has gotten me into situations that ruined me !! anyway

dan live on australian morning show said: "we're the guys that made your daughters hair blue, we're the person that made them a boy, maybe theyre a them now but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

Me: *puts down book bc is tired of reading*

Me right after: *opens AO3*