Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie
happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.
hey girls did you know that. um. your fucking faves could never have this much chemistry day one.
"if we didn't have a chance of winning, they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop us"
dan howell you make fighting to survive and be heard against all odds seem worth it in the worst, darkest of times
Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma
harry: thank you
mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing
harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny
always being kinda weird and on the outside of things and never really having close friends and then suddenly you meet someone who not only likes you but GETS you, like completely. and then together you make a whole community of weird little freaks so that the kids who were like you don't feel so alone.
Thank you, Phil Lester.
meeee
21, they/them, lesbian danisnotonfire owl_slide on tiktok & ao3saw TIT 11/03/24!!
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