Bust A Nut, Not A Union!

not to be a fucking boomer but holy motherfuck i’m so tired of young queers on social media having temper tantrums about flags and words and fanfiction and just shit no one gives a fuck about in real life.

here’s a list of things i’ve encountered in irl queer spaces that no one batted an eye about that i have seen nuclear level freak-outs about on tumblr:

- trans man calling himself a lesbian

- trans man calling himself a femboy

- lesbian being married to a trans man

- trans man and trans woman calmly and respectfully talking about reproductive transphobia (me and my voice teacher who i adore)

- gay men in puppy masks simply existing

- trans woman not doing voice training/feminization because she likes her voice the way it is and somehow not “tRiGgErInG” the women around her with her scary deep Male VoiceTM

- queer people saying slurs in normal speech when we talk about history or community or for self identification

- talking about how cishets are shitty to us no matter how we identify and not policing other people’s language when they talk about their personal experiences

i am far from the first person to say this but oh my god go outside. meet other queer and trans people in person at queer events. if you can’t do that, see if there are any streaming events you can attend. but just get off social media. stop thinking of the queer community as this nebulous online thing with rules and regulations created by and for white tumblr teens. it’s a real living breathing group of people that has infinitely varied experiences that a 20 yr old white tumblr user will never be able to succinctly boil down into a one liner. definitions mean nothing. stomping ur feet on tumblr bc u saw a trans man use a word u don’t like or a trans woman like a thing u think is gross and bad is stupid and u should not do it. grow up and go do something fun.

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Futurism

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

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Splatoon 3 Fan Theory

So in the opening of Splatoon 3, during the customization & tutorial phase, we see the “Eiffel Tower..”

That much is obvious. But I propose a theory. This ISN’T the “Eiffel Tower,” more accurately, it’s not the French one.

Splatoon 3 is located on the same land mass as Splatoon 1, and Splatoon one has been confirmed to have taken place in Japan, specifically Tokyo, given the Turf War hubs resemblance to Tokyo Tower.

This is China. More specifically, it’s Tianducheng, a city in Hangzhou, China . It owns a replica Eiffel Tower, which would put it closer to the Splatoon Main Continent

That’s just my personal pet theory though. Feel free to believe whatever.

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

Your secret’s safe with me buddy :)

I think Coolsville sucks but don't tell anyone

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (2013)

the uncommon allergy haver to anticapitalist pipeline

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

Milf Barn