Canon, Give Me The Forbidden Fun Jedi Anecdotes-

Are you fucking kidding me!!!!??!

WE COULD'VE HAD CODY?? WE COULD'VE HAD CODY ON TATOOINE WITH OBI-WAN?? AS FRIENDS?? TRUSTING EACH OTHER?? LOOKING OUT FOR EACH OTHER?? WITH THE CHIPS BEING ADDRESSED???

WHAT IF ANAKIN NEVER REMOVED REX FROM THE SYSTEM AFTER ORDER 66

Like, Anakin might not know that Rex defected. He promoted Appo but technically Appo’s still second in command of the 501st, under Rex (Rex is still listed as a Captain because Anakin is really really fucking awful at paperwork). And then when Rex doesn’t show up, the obvious conclusion is that he’s dead, but Anakin still doesn’t let him get listed as MIA or KIA because that’s HIS CAPTAIN, dammit, and he’s lost Ahsoka, Padme, Obi-Wan, and literally everything else he ever cared about, he doesn’t want to face having lost Rex, too. And he works better with Rex than with anyone else (mostly because Rex has become accustomed to his bullshit and is Very Good at taking Anakin’s spectacularly stupid nonsense and Making It Work), and really he can’t picture leading the 501st with anyone OTHER than Rex at his side.

And then Rex keeps not coming back. But Vader still doesn’t remove him from the system. For years and years. And eventually everyone stops mentioning it to him because they tend to get force-murdered if they do. 

So long story short, Rebels-era Rex is technically the commanding officer of Vader’s Fist, and the system still recognizes his codes and lets him in, and technically if he walked up to any stormtrooper while wearing his old helmet, the networks would recognize him and tell the stormtrooper that’s your CO. So if Rex realized this, he could just waltz in and take control of the most feared stormtrooper legion in the galaxy and as long as Vader wasn’t around, no one would stop him (they’d all be very confused, but they wouldn’t stop him). And maybe vader walks up at this point like “what the hell is going on here” and sees Rex and is just like “REX there you are where the FUCK have you been?” and Rex is like “uuuhhhh i had engine trouble on the way back from Mandalore” and it’s been 20 years but Vader knows how shitty Rex is at piloting and really anything involving flying and ships so he’s like “sounds legit”

I was losing my mind because every single brush I used was coming out transparent even though I had the opacity set to 100% and I thought my tablet was broken. Turns out I accidentally turned on pressure sensitive mode. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

by far the stupidest idea 4 a comic ive ever had and that's saying a LOT coming from me <3

a moment I wish we could’ve gotten….

Commander Fox taken off personal security duties for Senators after he leans in real close to Bail Organa's mic and says "I think clones should vote" and watches the Senate assembly implode

a bit more than bros, imma be real wit chu anakin...

i love how everyone simultaneously agrees that anakin’s just really oblivious. its a very funny headcanon and i like it 😫😫‼️

dialogue becuz i write my k’s really weird:

anakin: its about time since obi-wan found a good friend and im glad that that person is commander cody

anakin, motioning to obi-wan pulling cody in for a kiss: just look at them!

anakin: the bestest of bros

the clones think that anakins the wild one and obi wans calm and a bit uptight. until one day, when a bored anakin decides to prank obi wan. something stupid, like putting glue on his space spoon. the clones are mortified. but the next day obi wan mimics a krayt dragon to wake up (scare the shit out of) anakin. a prank war begins and it escalates rapidly. by the end, anakins hair is green and sparkly, obi wans beard is shaved off, and the 212th and 501st now understand: they’re both idiots

the new clones assigned to the 212th always say “wow general kenobi is so calm and collected, so reasonable, it’s almost soothing to be with him, what a great general to have” and then after two days general kenobi arrives in the mess deck half-clothed in pink and missing parts of his beard while shouting “gentlemen we are murdering someone today, I hope you’re all ready for a little treason” and the shinies are all “???” but Cody only sighs and says “general please we talked about this, we can’t kill general skywalker, please do it in your own free time if you really need to” 

*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*

Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…

Rex: ExCuSe YOu.

Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that. 

Cody: …

Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…

*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*

Cody: …

Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?

Cody: …

Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.

Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii. 

Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.

Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.

Bly:  ExCuSe YOu?

Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.

*five minutes later*

Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem. 

Bly: You mean, we do?

Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant. 

Bly: …

Wolffe: …

Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?

ok i had to post this sepperately too, based on this post by @keldabekush