*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*
Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…
Rex: ExCuSe YOu.
Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that.
Cody: …
Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…
*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*
Cody: …
Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?
Cody: …
Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.
Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii.
Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.
Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.
Bly: ExCuSe YOu?
Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.
*five minutes later*
Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem.
Bly: You mean, we do?
Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant.
Bly: …
Wolffe: …
Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?
how it feels to be online these days
~tell my wifi love her~
the password is Kote212
someone called Cody a wireless router once and since that day my life has not known peace. clones have started to manifest in my house.
The difference in color balance between my computer and my phone is horrific. Everything looks so warm and vibrant on my laptop, then when I export it and look at it on my phone, everything is incredibly washed out.
There’s a difference between my laptop and my tablet but it isn’t nearly as drastic. I crank up the warm tones on my work computer because migraines, but I’m 99% sure I didn’t do that on my laptop.
Mandalorian version of Cinderella where the Cinderella figure is a little foundling who was taken in by a noble clan but only for appearances, they're actually mean to them and don't bother training and outfitting them the way they absolutely morally should, but they're plucky and persistent and learn everything they can by observing and practising alone, and then one day there's an announcement of a grand fighting tournament in honour of the new Mandalore, and everyone's very excited and sprucing up their armour for the occasion and the foundling asks if maybe they could go and they get cruelly laughed at and told that of course they can't go, they have no family and therefore they have no armour
so the foundling is left behind while they all go off to have fun
but THEN the Fairy Armourer appears and says "You SHALL go to the tournament!"
and like
picks up a bucket and it magically becomes a beskar helmet
completely outfits them with transformed household objects and sends them on their way with the standard time limit warning, in this case until sunset
they go to the tournament and it is wonderful and they WIN FIGHTS and catch the Mandalore's eye and get invited up to spar with them!
and it's a Very Romantic Fight but just as they've got the Mandalore pinned down they realise the golden light of sunset is shining off their beskar and they have to scram
so they're running off and they trip and lose a shoe and just keep going and that's all the Mandalore finds
and fortunately the Mandalore was a bounty hunter before ascending the throne so they quickly hunt down the mysterious and beautiful stranger without having to ask a lot of randoms to try on a shoe, and they live happily ever after!
AHHHHHHHH THANK YOU! I’m so glad you like it!!!! Your fic has sent me down so many Stargate and Star Wars rabbit holes and is one of my all time favorites.
Lmao I have absolutely no clue how to use Tumblr so I probably messed up the tagging 😂
I just finished re-reading A Star to Steer By for the fourth (fifth? maybe?) time and I just had to draw Ahsoka and Host Echo.
Of course they had to be in Ahsoka’s signature pose 😁
“Hey Ben who’s that in the picture with you?”
Codywan content for the soul 🤲
Oh, also, I just want y’all to know? There are ways to safely pickle and marinate marine life (mainly crabs and shrimp and lobster, nice and crunchy) and so I imagine instead of Obi-Wan panicking every time his goblin tries to eat raw foods he’d learn how to pickle stuff so he can feed Anakin raw meat with every meal without worrying the gremlin is going to get sick and die.
au where temple bombing and conspiracy arc happen at the same very confusing time. of course as we all know both barriss and ahsoka were framed. cue fives barriss and ahsoka on the run and they’re the only ones who know who the sith lord is
Order 66 AU where Palpatine made one (1) fatal mistake and that was putting the Jedi into the military to whittle them down before his big damn triumph. You know. Like canon. Except that friendship is magic and love overcomes all odds and the Jedi have been right down there in the trenches saving clones, sharing their joys and griefs, and dying for them, while what's Palpatine and the Senate done for them lately, hm?
Palpatine: Execute Order 66!
Cody: . . . Yes my lord.
Cody: Welp guess we're Separatists.
Obi-Wan: We're what.
Cody: I presume you'll be taking control of the droid armies now?
Obi-Wan: What.
Cody: Or is the plan for Generals Windu or Yoda to handle that?
Obi-Wan: ... what....
Cody: Gotta say, sir, you should've done this years ago. The infiltration plot didn't need to go this long.
Obi-Wan: Infil--?
Cody: At least the rest of the war should take about a week without having to answer to the Republic's politicians.
Obi-Wan: . . . Hello, Force? It's me, Obi-Wan. I have a few questions...