Yokovina - Blog Posts

Made these for a crack Fanfic I never plan to finish a while ago, might post it if its wanted. Still kinda proud of how this stuff turned out

Mix of Oc stuff, Wenclar, Yokovina, Kentjax. Some childhood pics :)

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

Enid, hiding in Yoko's room : - and I just can't believe she would do that to me!

Yoko, tired af cuz Enid has been complaining for the past hour : Okay, so, let me get this straight-I mean gay-anyway! You are mad at Wednesday... Because of what, exactly?

Enid : I literally just said why, like, a few seconds ago! Are you even paying attention?!

Divina, who hoped to have a normal evening with her vampire gf : Yeah, you did, but... Why?

Enid : Guys this isn't funny! I don't know what to do!

Random guy in suit that has been chasing Enid for the past hours : Mrs Addams, please, I just need you to sign these two files and then I'll leave!

Enid : For the last time, I won't be signing anything, I am too young to lead a multimillionaire corporation! I don't even know where I left my sweater this morning!

Wednesday, pushing the guy away and stopping before Enid, heaving breaths, desperate: Mon cœur, I apologize for doing this without notifying you earlier, but I was hoping to surprise you!

Enid : Willa, no. That's enough out of you, I told you we will sleep separately until I say otherwise. Now go.

Wednesday, on the verge of tears : But-! Ma lumiere-!

Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you better get your ass out of here, take this Fred guy with you and figure out a way out of this! End of discussion!

Wednesday, turning to Yoko with a murderous gaze : You! You are the cause of this!

Yoko : Hey- WOAH WAS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE?! HOW AM I AT FAULT HERE?!

Wednesday : You advised me to surprise Enid with Netflix, because she wanted her own but her mother wouldn't let her!

Yoko : WHEN I SAID NETFLIX, I DIDN'T MEAN THE FUCKING COMPANY ADDAMS! I MEANT AN ACCOUNT!

Wednesday : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

Divina : Enid, please tell your fiancee not to kill my girlfriend. She obviously didn't mean to overstep, Wednesday had the best intentions in mind.

Enid : Honestly, I didn't even consider that Willa might not know how Netflix works. I am not mad at her anymore. But Yoko made fun of my eating habits yesterday. I'll let her sweat a little...

Divina : God, you even sound like an Addams now... Mischief suits you wolfie.

Enid : Aww, thanks bestie!

Wednesday chasing Yoko while throwing knives in the background.

The Fred guy, whose actual name is Christopher : WILL SOMEONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS ALREADY?!